Thanks for that Brisket, I've bookmarked it to send on to some mates.
There is a random Daily Mail headline generator somewhere on tinternet too, that is quite funny


Ok I found it. They also have a page whereby everything is classified according to the Daily Mail into two groups - those that cause cancer and those that cure it.


I bet I know which group Asylum seekers would fall into


http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

"I'm just gonna wash my hands"

"I would if I were you"

  Love it!!

BRILLIANT Bisket

Very good, Brisket

Have you seen the Russell Howard 'Everything Gives you Cancer' one?

Cancer from your pen top

Is it you or Duckling who chews pen tops?

I was thinking exactly the same thing...

oh well done, I couldn't get it to post!

LOL, Eugene's Lair and Brisket, all so tragically true!   The Daily Mail online is the most viewed news website now. 

I hope that's for the comedic value.

Maybe Cologne, just about to post start a thread from the very site.  Must be true of course!  

Oooh I liked them 

For those who have got this far, the following link is likely to provide hours of amusement:
http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/
Yes: it's the Daily Mail Headline Generator!

My personal favourite so far:
COULD TWITTER IMPREGNATE YOUR CHILDREN?

(Remember: you heard it here first...)

Corrected for accuracy!