Jesus!
And she hasn't planted it yet.,
The poor messiah will miss his birthday
And she hasn't planted it yet.,
The poor messiah will miss his birthday
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ohhh, I might get one of those ... does it turn water into wine?
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ohhh, I might get one of those ... does it turn water into wine?
I don't know - I have heard a rumour that he turns into a flannelReference:
ohhh, I might get one of those ... does it turn water into wine?
Allways an ulterior motive with you
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I don't know - I have heard a rumour that he turns into a flannel
pfft - that's not much of a miracle 
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Allways an ulterior motive with you
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The poor messiah will miss his birthday
He would have come in handy if she needed a bit of carpentry done around the house too 
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He would have come in handy if she needed a bit of carpentry done around the house too
I know - he would have been the gift that kept on giving..
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I know - he would have been the gift that kept on giving..
He could have done a bit of impromptu walking on water at Christmas parties too which would have been fab. I hope she realises all the stuff she's missing out on Reference:
He could have done a bit of impromptu walking on water at Christmas parties too which would have been fab. I hope she realises all the stuff she's missing out on
I will have to remind her of all the miracles and stuff