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What's wrong darling Pam?
Rude postman? 
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Blizzie! stoppit! I'm sposed to be being annoyed and controversial here! 
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What's wrong darling Pam?
I'll be ok in the morning.......prolly, Cologne. Ignore me
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I'll be ok in the morning.......prolly, Cologne. Ignore me
Say something controversial dammit
Is it the local rag?
All bloody adverts and disgruntled residents fighting planning applications.
Pam, you'll get there!
All bloody adverts and disgruntled residents fighting planning applications.
Pam, you'll get there!
Antiope 
Dog's Bum Pencil Sharpener
Well, in a funny sort of way, I hope you won't be because I'd like you to tell us your grievance, rather than just carry on. You've made it clear tonight that you are very cheesed off.
Ignore me everyone, I'm just having a bit of a tme to meself (like others haven't got probs too). I think I'm better off in bed prolly 
Never go to bed angry, onetoo.
It kills your pillows!
It kills your pillows!
