THIS IS LIKE SOLITARE!!!!
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Who are you looking at?
Me? 
Aye you!!!" 
Hello.
Reported.
Hi Yogi
Bit wild round these parts
Bit wild round these parts
I know.
I called in earlier but it was pretty quiet.
I called in earlier but it was pretty quiet.
Is your greenhouse still in one piece?
I'm here! *fails miserably at John Inman voice*
Hi hoochie
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Is your greenhouse still in one piece?
Much to my surprise, it is.
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I'm here! *fails miserably at John Inman voice*
But, are you free?Reference:
But, are you free?
...... as a bird!!
Hi velvet
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...... as a bird!!
Hi Marge - I hope it's going well and the dog's fine
- I hope it's going well and the dog's fine
Hi Marguerita.
Reporting in
Enjoy your game of solitaire?
Enjoy your game of solitaire?
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Enjoy your game of solitaire?
I nearly reported myself Wouldn't be a first though
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I nearly reported myself
I did that once when i was trying to hit another button.It was double vision at the time though.
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I hope it's going well and the dog's fine
We are both fine thank you 
Just sitting having my favourite drink
Hi yogi
Girders
Not half
Not half
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Girders Not half
Hi hoochie
I am Scottish and I do not like Irn Bru.
Shocking, isn't it.
Shocking, isn't it.
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Shocking, isn't it a nice Scottish fish and chip supper with a glass of Irn Bru is my idea of heaven
Diet 
(Irn Bru that is!)
(Irn Bru that is!)
