...and how do I edit the header?

I mainly get "Eat sea filth in Newcastle for five poond!" adverts.

Of course, the most sinister ones occur when one googles something elsewhere and then finds the subject matter up there. ^^^^^^^^

Hover over the little icon at the bottom right of your post. It looks like a notepad.
It will say "edit".
When it opens up you can change your header as well as your post.

They're clever feckers   

Try googling homemade bombs.

That's it though GJ, I looked at the Republic site yesterday for a decent jumper, now they seem to know that I am here. I do not like it.

 I want to spend Christmas at home, not Guantanamo Bay.

I wrote a word doccument about Building regulations, and got a load of construction stuff ^^^^^ Though I did google some material about that 'itler one and his 1930's work creation projects- that might have done it.

I don't want to say the words in case it comes back to haunt me but on my last laptop I was plagued by a certain product for those with less mobility that keeps you clean..

You're a right right-wing insurgent.  I now have cashmere jumpers up there. It's just teasing now.

Keep that thought Isadora, another year and I will be asking you for the name.

I now have cashmere jumpers too

I have something called "woolover!" right wing insurgent? Ich? I was merely seeking some parallel between that 'itler one and Ian and Duncan Smith. Work creation and so forth.

I've got all you can eat for a fiver in Sheffield  

I've got All You Can Eat For A Fiver in Oxford

Actually - this seems like quite a good website - someone at work got a real bargain from there last week

Hi Rexi

I get that one too,

Hey

The woman at work got a beauty treatment for a friend for Christmas for £25, down from £70. I get an email from them (Groupon) every day - I must get round to reading it

I had bloody Esther Rantzen!

I just don't want to ask

I do ... what have you been Googling, Croc

Its one of them accident things!

perhaps i am an accident waiting to happen.

Same here .... whatever you've recently looked at appears mysteriosly at the top or side of the page.

I miss the ads!  (I don't get em cos of the vip)

I liked seeing what they used to come up with based on my online ramblings.  

I am proud to have never had the wiffy nethers ad

and a little disappointed that the ads are always a little bit too late, even on Facebook...  the day AFTER I buy something online...   and ad for it appears on the side column of my FB.

No bloody good to me then really!

You have a VIP in your computer?

Is it anyone we know?And how do I get one?

*is jealous of Ditty's mini celeb in pooter*

shhhhhh!"

I have the vip livecloud membership...  BUT only cos I was cheeky & asked Ted for it after a little blip during an upgrade when our email addresses had been temporarily available to other VIP members...

I only wanted the badge to waggle at Ducky!

I am not aware of all these things - being a mere commoner..

I too am a mere commoner...  but I am masquerading with a vip badge on!