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I don't like the film Halloween. One Halloween me and my ex were walking through a park to get home in the dark and my ex looked behind him and suddenly shouted 'JASON'S BEHIND YOU!!' .I cacked meself, screamed and tried running off at speed in my heels. I looked like a constipated penguin. Then one heel got stuck in the mud and I fell flat in on my face. Turns out there really was our friend Jason behind us. I was not impressed.
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