Hope you are well Renton. We don't see you often enough.

Awwww thank you Brisket xxx
Hello Ferny hun x


I hope to be around a lil more often in the future


And now  - one innocently, unracist but hilarious joke 


Wot do you call a Pakistani lady with pink hair?
GHANDI FLOSS

That tickled me

Hiya Rents Baby x

Well hello SlimFernGate - how the jolly welll have yew been?
i start new job soon - and looking at a children's home too
Dad got diagnosed with cancer and Mum aint too chipper but i'm there for them
And you?
Brisket - how are you doing?

*muffled snigger*
Am good thanks Rents...real sorry to hear about your Dad ...I know you will be the devoted son & look after him good!
You at work tonite ?

Yes je at work tonight - last one
I found a post at a children's home i been keeping an eye on
Looks great - may apply

Reckon you would be good working with children
Go for it..what ya got lose!!
Alternatively there is always the AA

You know wot - i am seriously thinking of joining there if need be
Of course my heart lies in Care Work but the AA wud be a great alternative

You saying I don't care for my mbrs ........God! some of them drivers shouldn't be out on their own..let alone in charge of a vehicle


Well good luck with your application....keep us informed!

Hi Renton, good to see you back.
Sorry to hear about your dad. I know you also help to look after your mum, so I hope you are all getting plenty of support.
Gook luck with your new job.

Old couple sat in church..
during the service the wife whispers "I just done a silent fart, what should I do? "
Hubby says "put a fecking battery in your hearing aid!"

It would probably work better if she was Indian.

2 tourists were visiting Wales.
One of the places they went to was this one:-



Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch


The 2 tourists went for something to eat.
One of them said to the Welsh waitress:  "My friend is fascinated by the name of this place.
Will you please say it for him - but do it slowly and clearly."
The waitress turned to the other man and said:  "Buurrr  ggeeerrrr  Kkiiinggg"