what's the funniest faux pas

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I heard of a real funny over the weekend..

This woman just had a baby, friends and family went flocking to see the cute new born.
There was this wonderful baby wrapped in blankets, people saying how gorgeous the baby is, until this one friend says "Aw,she looks like a cliterous"

He had meant to say chrysalis!

what's the funniest faux pas you have witnessed or made?

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Blizz'ardMember 10 years

My mother in law phoned up once and I told her that Mr Blizz couldn't come to the phone right now, as he was holding the Dildo Rail up.

10/6/104:59 AM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

My mother always says VD player instead of DVD player

10/6/105:01 AM

smoothyourightoverMember

Reference:

My mother in law phoned up once and I told her that Mr Blizz couldn't come to the phone right now, as he was holding the Dildo Rail up.

what did she say?

10/6/105:02 AM

smoothyourightoverMember

Reference:

My mother always says VD player instead of DVD player

love it!

10/6/105:03 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Reference: smoothy

what did she say?

I don't remember. I was too busy dying of embarrassment!

10/6/105:06 AM

CroctacusMember

We had a receptionist who came into the office one day to find out who dealt with the Hunts County News....except she got it a bit wrong...at the top of her voice.

She also told a caller the MD's secretary was 'in with mr Doyle dick taking at the moment!'

10/6/105:26 AM

KaffsMember 10 years

My next door neighbour's mother once told of how she saw someone choking in a restaurant, but luckily someone was able to perform the hymen manoeuvre on them.

10/6/105:29 AM

kattymieowwMember 10 years

A long time ago when I was 12,we were on a school minibus heading to a summer camp.The driver was a nun,we were all chatting away and some said say they had that new game with them,she mentioned it's name and I shouted out "Oh I love that instant insanitary towel!"..It was actually called "Instant insanity" a puzzle game...cue my face and the whole minbus.

10/6/105:35 AM

Former Member

A social worker once said to me that a child she was working with had Asparagus Syndrome!

10/6/105:58 AM

Queen of the High TeasMember

About 5 minutes after meeting my cousin's drippy husband I announced to the whole family at the dinner table that I thought he seemed very flacid. I meant placid.

10/6/106:29 AM

Smarting ButtocksMember

At a family funeral, one friend was helping by clearing up discarded drinks glasses. Walked into the room and asked "Any dead ones".

10/6/1011:47 AM

Former Member

Casually asking my local Muslem shop keepers if they were looking forward to the Pope,s visit

10/6/1011:57 AM

Former Member

My mother asked what incest sticks were.
I onced asked the butcher for a pound of square links!

10/6/1012:02 PM

ElkieMember

I was talking to a friend and asked how she got on with her eye test after fears for her sight, she said all went well but fairly erotic after she fainted due to stress..

10/6/106:18 PM

Former Member

@ asparagus syndrome and seriously LOL at 'any dead ones'

10/7/101:14 AM

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