I think I have Man flu..what are the symptoms?....
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Sniffles and a hard-on 
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I think I have Man flu..what are the symptoms?.
Demanding, moaning, sneezing without a hankie, and then recovering rapidly at opening time
Any of those symptoms Stonks ?
Mr Blizz has had it for the last few days.
Velvet is right.
Velvet is right.
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Sniffles and a hard-on
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Demanding, moaning, sneezing without a hankie, and then recovering rapidly at opening time Any of those symptoms Stonks ?
I've lost my voice so can't demand..I could stretch to the sneezing without a hanky and I did recover a bit lastnight on seeing a bottle of wine....Reference:
Mr Blizz has had it for the last few days. Velvet is right.
I may need to see this for myself....Reference:
I've lost my voice so can't demand..I could stretch to the sneezing without a hanky and I did recover a bit lastnight on seeing a bottle of wine....
oh lawdy it's not looking good Stonks
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I may need to see this for myself....
Are you feeling a stiffness? Reference:
oh lawdy it's not looking good Stonks
I know and I'm also getting urges to play XBox....
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Are you feeling a stiffness?
Now and again....Reference:
I know and I'm also getting urges to play XBox...
It could be terminal
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It could be terminal
I think I should take to the couch....Reference:
I think I should take to the couch...
That's the best options Stonks, and a stiff one tonight may just bring you back from the brink
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That's the best options Stonks, and a stiff one tonight may just bring you back from the brink
*Wonders if VD has a cold*....
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Wonders if VD has a cold*....
You know it's bad when the doctor takes photos 
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I think I have Man flu..what are the symptoms?....
Well, telling everyone you've got "flu" when it's obviously just a bad cold is the main one...Reference:
*Wonders if VD has a cold*..
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Ask Mr Stonx to parade round in skimpy lingerie...usually does the trick
No he may get ideas....Reference:
You know it's bad when the doctor takes photos
I may need evidence....