Use a big soft cushion  

sudocreme?

sudocreme thats my choice for chaffs lol

I thought this might be a Gary Glitter joke. 

Am is

Preparation H ?     

Noooo!! you all don't get it. It's an achy brachey bum

I've just returned from my hols. I got taken out by a massive wave in the sea...................................I have the biggest, blackest bruise on my bum that you've ever seen. I'm actually quite proud of it.

Friction burns?

I had a vindaloo last night.....

Need I say more?

Moist wipes straight from the fridge!    

Ah a fellow sufferer.

But it was worth it.

Pam!  

You are Evelyn and I claim my £5!

luv Pam x

Just to let you all know, my bum's aching again   I really need a new desk I think. I can't get my chair under this one properly

What? Again?

Your local loo roll stockist must love you

I seriously love curry - the hotter the better.

When I was at Uni we had a young lady who was an Erasmus (exchange) student from the Sorbonne in Paris - we used to call it the sore bum 


*exits out of fred* 

when my children were in nursery their teachere was Mrs Sautell - they called her Mrs Saw Tail

aww bless - children do come up with the funniest things  - I however did not have that excuse 

Well, I didn't like to point out that my children's nursery humour was on a par with your uni humour

Does that make them very, very clever or ermmm ...

Shurrup 

try doing this  

I'd rather not Erin