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Was trying to pick one or two out that really tickled me, but they ALL did!
If I had to choose tho, I think it would have to be #9 "My wife tripped and fell on it, yesterday and now she is pregnant! Lol It's a pearl
Love it - and I've found more:
Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
Would you please send a man to repair my spout. I am an old age pensioner and need it badly.
I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up, and its now getting too much for me.
The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it.
I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every night.
Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.
I have had the clerk of the works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.
Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
Would you please send a man to repair my spout. I am an old age pensioner and need it badly.
I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up, and its now getting too much for me.
The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it.
I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every night.
Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.
I have had the clerk of the works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.
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9. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped and fell on it, yesterday, and now she is pregnant!
I want one of these paths....Reference:
Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it.
Reference:
I want one of these paths
You'd end up having a half human half slab baby You could always call him Rocky I s'pose
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3. It's the dogs' mess that I find hard to swallow.
Reference: Gel
You'd end up having a half human half slab baby You could always call him Rocky I s'pose
What if it's crazy pathing?
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