Chip soup

Chips

Chips and custard.  

M&S food, look very glam and say i have been cooking ALL day  I would def get the grand

i like your menu, i would defo give you a 10, would there be chip entertainment though?

There's gorra be a joke about hip soup to be made but I can't for the life of me dream it up right now. 

Yeah man

i thought you would like that  it wouldn't ley me quote the C  so i thought i'd leave it as hip soup  i don't want any bones in mine thanks

Wouldn't have three  Roast pork and all the trimmings though with a glass of cider, followed by apple crumble and custard

Egg salad

Roast potatoes with assorted toppings

Chocolate digestive cake

I'd have a fondue...lerrum cook their bliddy own!

Spit roast

Chicken in honey and chilli sauce....

Wine..

King prawn Foo yung fried rice and curry sauce....

Wine..

Mini doughnuts with homemade vanilla icecream with chocolate sauce....

Wine..

Cheese board with coffee....

Brandy....

Ohhh Stonks your the winner so far

Only coz it has lots of wine in

i wish i could cook

I bet you can JAF. You just dunno you can

Do you do home delivery?

Sounds great to me.... I'll give you 9... cos your in house entertainment let you down a bit

my cooking goes as far as chilli, lasagne, roast dinner, jacket spuds,and i can make me own coleslaw, i tried making a cake tonight, it said leave for 25 minutes in oven it was black when it came out and about an inch thick  i'll have another go tomorrow.

^^^^^^^ if my dining companions were not offering the spit roast as mentioned above then..........

1. Sheep's cheese and Greek farmer's salad.

2. Marinated n grilled chicken.

3. After the cigarettes n beer, bramble pavlova.

Oooo that sounds lovely..... apart from the cigarettes 

The cigarettes n beer were optional

Great... well I will take the beer and pas on the cigarettes then

*Legs it with dosh*....

That was the whole plan....

I'll fire up the moped....

Bloomin sing star always lets me down....

tortilla chips n dips
quorn curry
hagen daas

only cause its my ideal menu

Avocado and super huge king prawns
Sauerbraten, potatoknoedel, red cabage and gravy
Blackforest Gateau (homemade)
and lots of booze.

Mrs Joe sees your trad and raises you a brat kartoffel MIT two eggs atop.

Right now Id do

Parasol Mushroom Fritters with  tomato and pepper sauce (I picked them yesterday and they are lush)

Piri Piri Chicken with salad and roast potatoes

Apple and blackberry crumble and custard (fruit filched from garden at the back of mine)

loads of wine

 sehr lecker.

Golden fried Brie with onion marmalade.

Gealic steak with creamed potatoes and honey roast veg.

Baileys (sp) cheesecake.







A totally fat free dinner

*** books a table at Moonbeams ***

There is wine, I hope?

Of course. *is ashamed to say she has 20 bottles at home waiting for someone to drink them*

This would never win as it would deemed to be far to simple and not complicated enough by those food snobs. 
BUT this is what I would serve...

Smoked salmon and home made bread and butter with lemon - served with champagne.

Beef slowly braised all day in beer served with toasted french bread and cheese on the top. Accompanied by babycorn and asparagus.

A choice of dessert - either chocolate trifle or fresh fruit salad.

Boring but delicious and easy to prepare.

*dribbles*

I'll have a spot at the table too please

*** rushes round, before Sazza gets there ***

*wonders what Blizzies 3 courses would be*

Erm....      

*** tries to think of sofistikatid fish fingers and fried egg combos ***

Twice cooked golden fillet of fish suffle(sp)!!!

Right!

Just need a chef now.