How do you type a fart?

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Crunchy Nuts

Just wondering...

Would it be something along the lines of 'pffffffffffrrrrrrrrruuur' or something else?

Obviously different sounding farts will have different spellings. For example a rip roar red hot power blaster wouldn't have the same spelling as a squeaky one or a wet one.

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batemanMember

*quack*

9/19/1011:02 AM

Karma_Member

Just your name will suffice, Crunchy

9/19/1011:02 AM

kattymieowwMember 10 years

Parrrrpft!

9/19/1011:08 AM

Former Member

If it's one with carpet slippers on (as my mum used to say) then it would be a ffutt sort of sound I suppose.
I don't know about the raspberry sounding ones though

9/19/1011:52 AM

Ev (Peachy)Member

Trumpets

9/19/1012:22 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

*parp*

9/19/1012:32 PM

batemanMember

*steps on frog*

9/19/102:06 PM

Ev (Peachy)Member

The old bloke in the seat in front has typed it into everyones brains . the stinky twat.

9/19/102:07 PM

Ev (Peachy)Member

hahahahaaa i posted that at the same time, and it looks as if im referring to you ahahahahaaaa loads.
Now the bloke thinks im laughing at him,

even more.

9/19/102:08 PM

batemanMember

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....it looks as if im referring to you ahahahahaaaa loads....

To be fair, it wouldn't be inaccurate.

9/19/102:09 PM

Ev (Peachy)Member

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To be fair, it wouldn't be inaccurate.

Its been one of those type of days.

9/19/102:11 PM

jononoMember

thhhrrrrppppppp

9/19/102:23 PM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

Depends on the fart really.

If its a loud fog horn one it would be: Paaaarp!

If its a series of quick, short ones it would be: ppppppppppprtf

If its a wet one it would be: Squelch!

Hope that helps

9/19/102:27 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

errrrrrblllrrrrrruuuuuuupWAPaaf.

Don't ask me to translate that though!

9/19/102:33 PM

Former Member

A Fart?

9/19/102:52 PM

batemanMember

I did a couple of big ones in the street a few minutes ago. Looked up and someone was watching me, standing on their doorstep having a fag. Think they were impressed.

9/19/103:52 PM

Former Member

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I did a couple of big ones in the street a few minutes ago

9/19/103:54 PM

Former Member

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I did a couple of big ones in the street a few minutes ago

Did you type them up?

9/19/103:55 PM

batemanMember

No, but I can do? Both sort of loud *brrrrrraaaaaaps*

9/19/104:16 PM

batemanMember

Oooops, that one was like running over a family of these in a very slow steam roller.

9/19/104:24 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Reference: bateman

Oooops, that one was like running over a family of these in a very slow steam roller.

Not as messy, I hope!

9/19/104:41 PM

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