I was talking to someone a while back who got caught short in a club whilst absolutely battered. Unfortunately there was a queue for the cubicles - what were they up to? - however he was desperate so when a space opened at the urinals he just dropped his kecks, reversed in and went for it, right between a couple of startled onlookers who were using the sanitary wear for it's more conventional use. He then turned around to have a slash but in his addled state had done up his trousers so wet himself rather spectacularly. I should add, he also vomited down his front at this point. Dunno whether he was trying to play Cinds' wee the log around the bog game but an excellent effort I think we can all agree.

Why is my wireless mouse moving further and further along the bench?

Why is my wireless mouse moving further and further along the bench?

*Tries so much to think of something off topic*

I hope this shifts the focus away from the lavatorial depths to which this thread is sinking.

I hope this shifts the focus away from the lavatorial depths to which this thread is sinking.

I can think of a few answers to that that would get me banned before I'd even press send. You'll have to use your imagination.

I was talking to someone a while back who got caught short in a club whilst absolutely battered. Unfortunately there was a queue for the cubicles - what were they up to? - however he was desperate so when a space opened at the urinals he just dropped his kecks, reversed in and went for it, right between a couple of startled onlookers who were using the sanitary wear for it's more conventional use. He then turned around to have a slash but in his addled state had done up his trousers so wet himself rather spectacularly. I should add, he also vomited down his front at this point.

Mercury.

Penis.

What if "the hokey pokey" is REALLY what it's all about?

What if "the hokey pokey" is REALLY what it's all about?

Trouble is we'll never know. How many centuaries did it take to come to the '42' conclusion?

*lies firmly on back*

....right! gone!

There are 98 days 'til Christmas

Oo-er! as long as you don't go in those places, you'll be fine

've even done it in the dark..........at work

know, It must be awfull when you can't do what you need to do  that said.......have you ever tried to pee in the dark?

Hell yes - not an issue...

I think my changing he subject from spiders to mushy peas the other night was a fine going off topic