The sodding cat just puked on my bed. Oh joy. 
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*strokes Cat*
I'm glad you got what you seem to have been praying for PC. 
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I'm glad you got what you seem to have been praying for PC.
The sympathy in this place is a little overwhelming. 
poor you (is that better)
Have you given it a bucket in case it does it again
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poor you (is that better)
Fank yew. 
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The sympathy in this place is a little overwhelming.
Well, you can always sleep in the cat-basket! 
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Have you given it a bucket in case it does it again
I'll put her in a bucket if she does it again! 
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I'll put her in a bucket if she does it again!
I would have to agree PC
Ffs! Don't put her in the wheelie bin. You'll never hear the last of it.
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The sympathy in this place is a little overwhelming
I haven't got any table tissues so I'll just pop and get you some from the bathroom x
awwwwww poor cat 
Fur ball? 
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Fur ball?
Not even that as an excuse. The greedy little madam had just scoffed her food too fast 
Get her made into bagpipes.
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Ffs! Don't put her in the wheelie bin. You'll never hear the last of it.
Muwahahahahahahahahaha
Send the dog in, to lick it up 
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Fur ball?
a pussy with a fur ball
Aren't they always?
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Aren't they always?
Deman
poor cat. She went and puked where she felt safe and you go posting about her on a forum!!!! Shame on you! give that cat some loving!!
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poor cat. She went and puked where she felt safe and you go posting about her on a forum!!!! Shame on you! give that cat some loving!!
But make her gargle some mouthwash first.