My boyfriend sent me out to do the shopping...

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Ev (Peachy)

...and while I was out there, some geezer in an armed siege started throwing grenades around in my general direction. Boyfriend never even called to see if I was not a blazing inferno.

He said, "If I'd heard a big *BOOM!* I would have texted to check

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Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

How rude was that

9/10/1010:03 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Was this a virtual shopping trip, or real?

9/10/1010:04 AM

Ev (Peachy)Member

Real. I was buying him some tripe and onions.

9/10/1010:05 AM

DemantoidMember

Mine never sends me out to do the shopping. In fact, I send him!

9/10/1010:08 AM

Former Member

Cheese & Rice Evelyn! I bet that shook you up

You ok?

9/10/1010:12 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Mine's just gone out to do the shopping!

He better not bring back some old tripe.

9/10/1010:13 AM

Former Member

You've got a boyfriend?

9/10/1010:13 AM

DemantoidMember

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You've got a boyfriend?

To whom are you referring?

9/10/1010:19 AM

LeccyMember

He never should have moved to Baghdad

9/10/1010:21 AM

Former Member

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He better not bring back some old tripe.

Will new tripe do then?

9/10/1010:26 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Reference: onetoo

Will new tripe do then?

Maybe.

9/10/1010:31 AM

Former Member

Well it is Glasgow

Dont know what surprises me more. Grenades 5/10 tripe 10/10

9/10/1010:41 AM

Ev (Peachy)Member

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Mine never sends me out to do the shopping. In fact, I send him!

I bought some things with his money ...

and made some cakes..

9/10/1011:38 AM

Ev (Peachy)Member

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You ok?

Yeh, Im great, we are watching BB together.. got the champers and grub

Hope your having a last night BB drink

9/10/1011:39 AM

batemanMember

It was me throwing the grenades about

9/10/1011:44 AM

BlackpudlianMember

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Real. I was buying him some tripe and onions.

that's offal

9/10/1011:45 AM

Mary SeacoleMember

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I was buying him some tripe and onions.

Worth all the fuss,grenades and all, just for the tripe and onions.

9/10/1011:46 AM

Ev (Peachy)Member

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He better not bring back some old tripe.

That's offal

*groans*

9/10/1011:48 AM

BlackpudlianMember

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That's offal

*groans*

Sorry, I'm very emotional tonight and the puns are escaping

9/10/1011:55 AM

Former Member

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Hope your having a last night BB drink

I will be shortly

just been speaking to someone on MSN. Going in the shower and get something to eat cos I'm ravenous! Then I'm gonna settle down

9/10/1012:05 PM

Ev (Peachy)Member

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Sorry, I'm very emotional tonight and the puns are escaping

I already have tears.. and comfort though.

Good to share it with you lot.... is off again

9/10/1012:07 PM

Former Member

id have tears if someone fed me tripe

9/10/1012:08 PM

Ev (Peachy)Member

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Dont know what surprises me more. Grenades 5/10 tripe 10/10

Im not touching his tripe after making my cakes... i found a great cake decoration shop while out today.,

9/10/1012:10 PM

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