This can't happen, not right before I become a millionaire.
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This can't happen, not right before I become a millionaire.
Sorry. Just goes to show what happens if you tell too much about your nefarious ways on a forum. 
(If you make me a partner in your Channel Shed venture, however, I may be able to make this all go away.)
oh crap, I think there is already a channel called Shed? 
I would love to be in charge of Big Brother. I am going out tomorrow to buy some magnolia paint, a funny-shaped sofa and a second camera.
I would love to be in charge of Big Brother. I am going out tomorrow to buy some magnolia paint, a funny-shaped sofa and a second camera.
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I would love to be in charge of Big Brother. I am going out tomorrow to buy some magnolia paint, a funny-shaped sofa and a second camera.
Awww! It's wonderful to see from which small acorns such great oaks may grow! (Just not in a shed though.)Oh, and maybe send a letter to 'Gardener's Question Time' while you're at it? It would be a Radio 4 hit!
I do not have an acorn. 
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I do not have an acorn.
I'll refer you back to 'Gardener's Question Time' then! I'm off to bed now, you nutter! And I mean that in the non-botanical sense!.
how lovely. goodnight. 
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Prometheus offline 2,637 Forum Posts Today at 12:22 AM Last Edited: Reference: If Channel 5 don't buy it I might and film it in my shed. I'm thinking I could be a millionaire. Good idea. Just don't f*ck around with noms and you'll be on to a winner
I doubt if it does go to C5 it is going to be free of glamour models. It will probably be 100 times worse then C4 for the sort of people they put in.
They might surprise us. Have faith Liverpoollass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
channel 5 was the home of soft porn. I'm sure they'll have glamour models, more's the pity.
They might be really intelligent glamour models at least, who enjoy collecting antiques and making souffles. I have faith, anyway.
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What if BB goes to Channel 5 and is glamour model free?
It won't be. They have to make money somehow
They are sooo going to buy it anyway, I can feel it in my bones.
Oh really?
Yes. When it is announced I will feel all smug, and if it isn't announced I will fake my own death or something.
Oh!