You know everything! I am going to change my name to Leon Trotsky to fool you!
Do it!
I would, but I can't be bothered finding a new profile picture. Plus, I don't want to get killed by a pickaxe.
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The yummy mummy will have an evil love rival who eats battery eggs and shops in Tesco.
Battery eggs Tesco is acceptable. *ding*
Trooobs!!! xxx
I know, poor yummy mummy. To be honest I don't know why she even wants this perfect man if he's willing to consider Tesco/battery woman.
Hey Karma hows things? x
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Hey Karma hows things?
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I know, poor yummy mummy. To be honest I don't know why she even wants this perfect man if he's willing to consider Tesco/battery woman.
Maybe at some point she could see the light and fall in love with a nice man? I could be your ghost writer!
No, yummy mummy is destined to get with this man and find the perfect shoes. It's chick lit, they all have to fight over some minging slagman just because he has a reasonably important sounding job, a nice-ish briefcase and male genitalia. It's the law.
But not capitalism?
I'm taking a break from capitalism. Capitalism didn't get me into Richard and Judy's book club.
Cheers Karma, likewise x
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The yummy mummy will have an evil love rival who eats battery eggs and shops in Tesco.
kmarx, you are so funny...
You are getting 2 free copies!
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So you think your yummy mummy might have John McCririck's love child? That would be a thrilling story line, and I would buy your book then.
I bet he has a lovely briefcase.
Nope.
But this I would buy!
http://www.alexeisayle.me/
Edited to say press the return to front page link on the error message. Bloody dog ate the page!
But this I would buy!
http://www.alexeisayle.me/
Edited to say press the return to front page link on the error message. Bloody dog ate the page!
There have been a few interviews with alexei recently. What an amazing and interesting childhood!
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You are getting 2 free copies!
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Signed?
Doubt it. He wouldn't dare risk his fraudulent claim to being K Marx being uncovered by a fake signature!
bloody hell I saw troobs
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Doubt it. He wouldn't dare risk his fraudulent claim to being K Marx being uncovered by a fake signature!
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bloody hell I saw troobs
Don't worry. I see tribbles when I've had a few!
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Is it finished yet KMarx. Have you started it?
I have 2 paragraphs. and I am the real K Marx. Look at my beard.
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I have 2 paragraphs
I still want to be your part-time ghost writer. WoooOOOOooOOOOOooooohhhhh
Well you are the only ghost I've ever met so you're in with a good chance.
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I have 2 paragraphs. and I am the real K Marx. Look at my beard.
Oh right. Capitalism mentioned yet in those two paragraphs? and as for the beard......well if that's not proof enough
I am taking a break from capitalism and moving into chick lit. It's all the rage these days. Hoping to get into the Richard and Judy book club.
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Well you are the only ghost I've ever met so you're in with a good chance
For some reason I have just remembered the winter olympics
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I am taking a break from capitalism and moving into chick lit. It's all the rage these days. Hoping to get into the Richard and Judy book club.
I see. One or the other of those is sure to pay off sometime
If it all fails I'm writing a cookery book. Also hoping to get my own show on BBC2.
There was a ghost at the Winter Olympics? Could it write?
There was a ghost at the Winter Olympics? Could it write?
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There was a ghost at the Winter Olympics? Could it write?
Possibly. It wore a very sparkly costume!
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If it all fails I'm writing a cookery book
Specialist?
My book has won some swimming certificates.
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My book has won some swimming certificates.
Ok....so, it's a cooking while swimming book then
I have a floating barbecue!
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