Oh I couldn't possibly I'd probably get threatened with libel or some such balls.

Anyhooo...how many t'internet fights have you been in, Pommy Prommy?

Agree OP. How they can live with her childish behaviour when it suits her is utterly beyond me

I've had a fight with him.

One. And that was with myself. I lost 

LOSER!

I suppose at least the fights in BB are visual. On the internet it would be ok if multi-id's were globally banned. One minute you're in a ruck with Devil-lovejuice and the next minute Satan-kicks-arse comes in to back them up (when all they've done is opened up IE in a different window and signed in 2 accounts).

The facebook groups are the best for the most ridiculous arguments though. Ill-educated pubescent people looking dead hard with their text speak and lolz, but sadly lacking the experience or knowledge to actually contribute little more than diatribes that hold about as much weight as severe laxative-treated diarrhea.

You've just made me feel better about my decision to go nowhere near Facebook or Twitter.

I'd have thought you'd love Facebook and Twitter, a whole new place to get angry about stuff??

Twitter is universally accepted as 'cool' cos Stephen Fry tweets. (And they are rather interesting too)

Me too! It can be great if you are in the mood for verbally letting off steam. There's always some numpty being a bit of a phobic dick somewhere. Akin to here really but on a grander scale

If he was on I would follow him.  Well, I might.  and if I did I'd probably block him after a few days like I did with bloody Jedward?

Am I the only person not to follow Stephen Fry?

I'm still following Big Ben and his hourly bongs

My rule was I was only going to follow politicians/commentators and comedians...then I went and started following some BB peeps...I can only imagine it's downhill from here...Krishan Guru Murthy will never take me seriously now

I go through phases with it. At the moment I'm not bothering, but have had private convos with Johnathan Ross (about 60's comics and their value), Katie Price (about a cage fighting event), Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace (about a mutual friend called Phoebe) and Stan Collymore ( )

Woah you are friends with all the stars!  I am very jealous.  Well maybe not about some of them...

I followed Big Ben for a while and got bored of it.  I also unfollowed a load of comedians who weren't actually funny?

I'm rubbish at it, half the time I don't even bother logging in and just lurk then even when I do log in I forget to post and/or have bugger all to say.

I'm much happier just reading cleverer peoples wit and wisdom

Although, I have had 2 private messages 1 from David Miliband and 1 from my daughter...gutted after 2 seconds when I realised the Miliband (he isn't even my favourite Miliband ) was a standard thing all his followers got

None of them are my friends Just a couple of messages back and forth but no invites for tea or red carpets Although if I ever meet Ross, Aisleyne or Collymore I will make sure I remind them of who I am and I will expect them to remember 

I've been next to Katie Price on a few occasions now. She looks like she'd snap if you farted near her. WAY too skinny.

I love Ashaleeeeeen.

I wonder how Konnie Huq feels about her

I do like Charlie Brooker but I feel sorry for Konnie Huq being married to him.

and I cannot believe Karma has kinda met a minor celebrity with massive boobies.

God, I don't! I am JELLLUUUUSSS of her.  Charlie is teh secs, buit so is Konnie, I think they are both reeet lucky gits *sigh*

It just seems wrong.  She seems lovely and is an ex Blue Peter presenter, he is Charlie Brooker.  The poor love.

She will make him something lovely with sticky backed plastic and a fairy liquid bottle for Christmas.

and he will scowl at it and throw it in the bin!

Nah, I think he's gone all soppy over Konnie, he will probably tell her she is the cleverest girl in the whole world, ruffle her hair, give it pride of place on the windowsill.... I'm projecting again aren't I?

ha ha ha.  You are going to spend Christmas day hiding in their hedge, aren't you?   I hope he doesn't go soppy, I am not watching him if he is nice.

*picks bits of privet out of hair...I'm already in their hedge *

No, I don't want him to go toooooo nice and happy, he won't be Charlie anymore, he needs to be grumpy.

They all said they don't want to nominate, don't know who to nominate. Can understand why they chose Vanessa as she's the last one in and they don't want to choose those they've known longer


Michelle, well she's not added much since being there despite hopes she would.


Nick, the hm's probably saw him as any easy pick as they've not watchd BBBLC like some of us have and realise he's more interesting than some there.


Don't know why they didn't choose Preston, nice fella probably but waste of space in there imo, only there for the Chantelle story and he's not added much if anything to it.

Woah, an on topic post!

Leccy, leave the happy/unhappy couple alone.

LEAVE JORDAN ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *stacks some phonecalls*

What, it's not like I farted in her direction?

Mr Blizz will be devastated!

About Konnie, not the noms.

Konnie is a babe, she is babia majora.

Filth!

She is quite high up on Mr Blizz's 'list'.
I may not mention it.

ha ha ha, pervs.

I never mentioned who isn't up. Can't believe Nikki isn't, how on earth do they put up with her childish whiney voice day and night. Preston for not adding anything to the show. Neither does Chantelle really except they keep showing us clips of her talking about Preston, yes we get it BB!!! but it's for them to sort outside the house not in it.

I am surprised that Michelle is up, not a fan of hers but can't see that she has done anything to warrant being nominated.  I am surprised that Ulrika is not up, which means she will sail through to the final.