Reference:
Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country. Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country. Times is read by the people who actually do run the country. Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country. Financial Times is read by people who own the country. Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country. Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is. Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits.
The poor old Daily Express - didn't get a look in