I've been away for the last 2 weeks - missed the final and all. My opinions are based on tonight's highlights and any previous exposure to the current house mates. Given your far more experienced exposure to this sorry band how accurate am I?
Bear in mind I've not seen any Coolio or Josie leaving etc. Was McKirrick in at all? Was he evicted?
It's tough telling the girls apart...they are nearly all blonde, fake-tanned lookee likees. I'm talking here of Michelle, Chantelle, Nikki and Ulrika. There might be another one - I really can't tell. Nikki can be differentiated by her perpetual frown and Ulrika by her stringiness. There comes a time when a woman of a certain age has to pile on a few pounds to fill out the wrinkles. Trust me on this one.
I'm with Ulrika on the naughty stair though IMO what Nikki needed was a roundly smacked arse - sadly she's just ended up with a face like one.
Chantelle as bland as ever and still milking the faux romance thing I see.
And Michelle - where has she been these last 6 years?
There have to be better alternative surely?
Makosi looks little different mebbe a little rounder though her accent is less - in all other respects she is the same. This is not a woman on any sort of a learning curve.
Nadia looks like a man in drag. Yes, I do know she is a transsexual and it's not polite to say she does not look feminine. Neither do I and I was born with two X chromosomes. Why the thong for that task? There's making a point and taking it a few steps too far. She seems tired I think. Has she had a tough time?
Preston - has he lost weight? He seems tinier than ever. Like a Jude Law on extreme Atkins.
Brian - a little jowly as he himself pointed out but as bitchily camp as ever.
Nick - as socially awkward as ever. Liking the Victor bromance - let's face it Victor was inspired by Nick.
Victor - he had me at hello, especially in the cheerleader costume.
Only 3 possibles out of that lot IMO - Brian, Nick or Victor. All else are also rans. Of course I expect the odds to show differently. My favourite housemates usually piss other people off.
Bear in mind I've not seen any Coolio or Josie leaving etc. Was McKirrick in at all? Was he evicted?
It's tough telling the girls apart...they are nearly all blonde, fake-tanned lookee likees. I'm talking here of Michelle, Chantelle, Nikki and Ulrika. There might be another one - I really can't tell. Nikki can be differentiated by her perpetual frown and Ulrika by her stringiness. There comes a time when a woman of a certain age has to pile on a few pounds to fill out the wrinkles. Trust me on this one.
I'm with Ulrika on the naughty stair though IMO what Nikki needed was a roundly smacked arse - sadly she's just ended up with a face like one.
Chantelle as bland as ever and still milking the faux romance thing I see.
And Michelle - where has she been these last 6 years?
There have to be better alternative surely?Makosi looks little different mebbe a little rounder though her accent is less - in all other respects she is the same. This is not a woman on any sort of a learning curve.
Nadia looks like a man in drag. Yes, I do know she is a transsexual and it's not polite to say she does not look feminine. Neither do I and I was born with two X chromosomes. Why the thong for that task? There's making a point and taking it a few steps too far. She seems tired I think. Has she had a tough time?
Preston - has he lost weight? He seems tinier than ever. Like a Jude Law on extreme Atkins.
Brian - a little jowly as he himself pointed out but as bitchily camp as ever.
Nick - as socially awkward as ever. Liking the Victor bromance - let's face it Victor was inspired by Nick.
Victor - he had me at hello, especially in the cheerleader costume.
Only 3 possibles out of that lot IMO - Brian, Nick or Victor. All else are also rans. Of course I expect the odds to show differently. My favourite housemates usually piss other people off.
