Is that Leanne from Corrie

*covers Brisket's eyes*

I was near there today

Baz, I'm mortally offended you didn't pop by my house for a brew & a stick of Blackpool Rock

Actually it's not as gripping or as funny as  I first thought. but I love the musical items.

Great when they suddenly burst forth into a musical number.

Happens all the time in Blackpool Oh I do like to be beside the seaside, I do like to be beside the sea, Oh I do like to walk along the Prom, Prom, Prom Where the brass bands play tiddly pom pom po

LOL... Hi Blackpudlian I was down at Lytham

I've never been to Blackpool, but I imagine it to be a bit like Newquay without the fair, but with the surf.

Oh, I'm Thornton Cleveleys - t'other side of Blackpool

WITH MY LITTLE STICK OF BLACKPOOL ROCK George Formby - 1937 Every year when summer comes round, off to the sea I go. I don't care if I do spend a pound, I'm rather rash I know. See me dressed like all the sports, in my blazer and a pair of shorts. With my little stick of Blackpool Rock, along the promenade I stroll. It may be sticky but I never complain, it's nice to have a nibble at it now and again Every day wherever I stray the kids all round me flock. One afternoon the band conductor up on his stand Somehow lost his baton - it flew out of his hand So I jumped in his place and then conducted the band With my little stick of Blackpool Rock With my little stick of Blackpool Rock, along the promenade I stroll, In my pocket it got stuck I could tell 'Cos when I pulled it out I pulled my shirt off as well Every day wherever I stray the kids all round me flock. A girl while bathing clung to me, my wits had to use She cried, "I'm drowning, and to save me, you won't refuse" I said, "Well if you're drowning then I don't want to lose My little stick of Blackpool Rock." With my little stick of Blackpool Rock, along the promenade I stroll In the ballroom I went dancing each night No wonder every girl that danced with me, stuck to me tight Every day wherever I stray the kids all round me flock. A fellow took my photograph it cost one and three. I said when it was done, "Is that supposed to be me?" "You've properly mucked it up the only thing I can see is My little stick of Blackpool Roc

You'll have to come and visit the Pleasure Beach and the Tower Ballroom

I'd love to. And see the donkeys, the rock, the landladies. My best mate from Scotland has been going to Blackpool for years and raves about it. I'll have to get better and come up.