He probably read it on the internet cos EVERYONE knows that everything you read online is true.

So true Croc...

he really is gone in the head,

BB... please send someone in in a werewolf costume in the dead of night to frighten the s*it out of him.

His mate used to be a werewolf but he's fine nooooooowwwwww 

hes a giant arse

He is genuinely cracked!

He'll probably come out of the house and find that his wife and children have joined the CPP-Crank Protection Programme...

I'm no fan of dave, but why do people laugh at the notion that werewolves might be stalking the earth, yet often happily accept that there's a big man with a beard who lives up in the sky

I don't accept that either.

I'm just wondering how long it'll be before Dave claims god sent the storm to punish the housemates for mocking him.

I wish the bugger would learn the art of disappearing.

But ... I thought Santa lived at the North Pole

Dave reminds me of that belly advert.

At least I'm sure there was a belly advert.

Pheww i was not imagining it ..the belly belly belly is gonna get you...