I wonder if she finally gets a grown up kiss, with tongues and stuff.

Unless they have naked sex on the Lawn and it is shown on HLs, none of em have a chance of winning. Even then they still wont win, but it would be sommat to watch to pass the time.

I can think of much better ways to spend my time than being inflicted with that for 30 seconds.

Josie seems like an earthy woman, I cannot comprehend why she thinks JJ1 would stoke her fire, if you get my drift...I mean earthy in a nice way. 

I cannot comprehend staring at the mantelpiece whilst I was sorting out the coals...or having my chimney swept.  I don't care what he looks like. There's no "grrrrr" in him.

Sir Louis of the Theroux may not be blessed facially but I bet he keeps a lovely warm hearth.

Thanks for replying Lee. Feeling like a fart in a space suit on here at the moment. Is this a ( Friends only) forum ?

Why would you think that? How did you find this place oh and welcome

Don't be daft it really isn't.

You are welcome here.  Glad you found us. It's really good to have to you here  (anyway I've been talking to you tonight in the other thread )

Just get in there and post, you'll really enjoy it

YW,....Not it's not friends only but after BB each night it rotates between cookery, knitting,crochet,cross stitch and Espy,what would you like to join?

Thanks Karma. I used to be on C4 years back, and one of my friends gave me a link to Live Cloud where everyone from there had gone. Hadnt bothered with forums until now till i found out it was the last one. Never posted much on C4, but was BBelle on there. Was more of a lurker. ( Pant leg up and ) Hope i am accepted.

Any more options? DIY?

Scuse the massive big post but this was on DS BB news. Run away Josie!!!


"John James and Josie's sexual frustration seemed to get the better of them tonight as they spent most of the evening lusting after one another.

Lying together in the bathroom ahead of tonight's eviction, Josie cheekily asked: "Fancy a bit of nookie tonight?"

An enthusiastic John James appeared to accept the proposal, but the 25-year-old country girl confessed that she was unwilling to get physical in front of the cameras.

"Why don't we ask Big Brother if we can have a night off?" she suggested. "A night off? Are we at work?" John James joked back. "Are you saying you want to have sex with me, Josie Gibson?"

"Yes," she replied, as the two cuddled up together and giggled.

After confirming to Josie that the feeling was mutual, John James attempted to embarrass his partner by breaking into a dance on the bathroom counter. Unimpressed, Josie remarked: "You know what we were just chatting about? All over. Those dance moves are enough to put anyone off."

"So you're saying the hotel night's off?" John James grinned as she left the bathroom.

However, it appeared that the romance was still very much on when Josie later sat on John James's lap and asked for a kiss.

"I so want to have sex with you right now," the frustrated Australian revealed. "That hotel night seems miles away."

John James then led Josie into the bedroom wardrobe, but any chance of a passionate exchange was scuppered by the sight of Mario in his underwear. When Josie admitted that she wasn't wearing any, John James pulled on her jeans and attempted to check as the Bristolian giggled and reluctantly protested.

The two then moved to the hammock, where they rested with their bodies entangled together. "With you I pick my nose, I'm showing you my hold in pants, I don't care about anything." Josie said. "You’ve seen me in my worst state."

Smiling, John James lifted Josie's legs into the air and moved between them. Upon seeing her surprised reaction, he asked: "Is that your sex face? You look ravished."

Before the exchange could get any more heated, Big Brother spoiled the moment by ordering the lovers to gather on the sofas with the rest of the house for the looming eviction"

Evenin, Ally!

Hmmmm,as long as it's not that smutty DIY malarkey I'm sure something can be arranged.

Aww gawd help us all,after reading that Slinki what are the planning I wonder.

Thank you Slinki pet, but I think I just lost the will to live  

WTF? How old are the BB producers.  *Dies inside*

 Same old rubbish, he loves her now she is there till the final  

It's not a bring your own watermelon type of DIY

Hi Ally

I got a bit of sick in my mouth reading that

I think this might be one of my favourite ever thread titles

elkie5 spot on girl.Funny that in all the weeks they've been in bed together he couldn't even kiss her on the lips.Then last night whilst they were under the duvet,Josie stated he had his finger up her bum.By the end of the week it'll be his head.

What!!!!!!....Odd choice for his first intimate encounter with her.

Pah! Bums...watermelons...you know what they say...any hole's a goal...

Yep about 3am this morning.

I know. He's so romantic though, poured orange juice down her jacksie yesterday too. Isn't young love just so lovely - NOT

Wasn't it Sir Les Patterson cultural attache to Australia that said.
"My father told me,always remember son it's the second hole from the back."

If Mr L had dared he'd be missing a digit.

The start of something beautiful, awww 

If I was Josie, I'd be afraid, VERY afraid..all this bum malarky

Before or after he asked could he take her place in the All Stars if she decides not to go in?

New name for Barbie Boy,Fingermouse...

 that is HILARIOUS

yep he's a joke alright.

That fella cracks me up....'Can I take your place in the final Jose?'...'Oh, how about I finger your poochute then Jose, will that get me there?'...bloody hilarious

Think I'll give the HLs a miss tonight - it's gonna be another JJ/J show 


Welcome Ally 

Very apt I think.