.. ee is a bastard and a tosser. 
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Probs a wanka too 
hes an ar*ewipe as well
I'll wager he's also a right twat. And a cockadoodie no-good bumpkin. And a div.
A Scoundrel and a Knave?
He is all of the above ^^^^^^
Jo was so right...he can swagger back to Australia (hopefully soon and without the BB crown).
He be a scoundral 
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He be a scoundral
And a dastardly rogue.
a bit of a pi*s flap if you ask me
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A Scoundrel and a Knave
That reminds me of that fantastic thread about Sheakesperian (sp) expressions. Reference:
And a dastardly rogue.
A Treacherous Villianous Rogue of a fox .Still prefer Dastardly though
He is a plank
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He is a plank
We haven't had plank yet 
. He is also a twonk
Or Rotter 
Some people think he's very pretty though ..... I'm not one of them! 
Turd in the punchbowl.
a flea on a fly on a piece of poo
Bateman...At last!
E coli in the school dinners
are we talking about crab-eyes or wallpaper??? 
He NEVER looks at anyone in the face.. ever
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Some people think he's very pretty though ..
Menty does. Reference:
Menty does.
I heard that 
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Menty does
