Is that a top shelf mag for oor Andy erin?
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I'm surprised he found a willing watermelon..
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Is that a top shelf mag for oor Andy erin?
Food, glorious food,
Hot sausage and mustard,
While we're in the mood,
Cold jelly and custard,
Pease pudding and saveloys,
What next? Is the question....
Hot sausage and mustard,
While we're in the mood,
Cold jelly and custard,
Pease pudding and saveloys,
What next? Is the question....
Oh come on, we've all done it..........right?? 
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But claiming there to be nothing wrong with sucking a dog's penis is just disturbing.
WTF 
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I'm surprised he found a willing watermelon..
what makes you think it was willing?....I heard it was grape 
I missed BB last night, so Andrew did it with a watermelon? LOL. And dance,settee, I love that avatar, and the look on it's face is hilarious.
I am not even going to go there with what Andrew said etc I am sure he was making most of it up,his poor mother will be afronted when she watches this footage,I was a bit disturbed by what Steve said when he was going on about the strangling or have I got that wrong.
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I'm surprised he found a willing watermelon..
He sejuiced it!
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He sejuiced it!
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He sejuiced it!
oh triggs blahahahahaha 
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This thread reminds me of a bloke I knew back in school...who raved about the best sex he'd had, and it turned out it was between a pillow and a cushion on the settee....entry trouble
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*likes it* You trying to sejuice me? Reference: Suzy
oh triggs blahahahahaha
Hello.I thought "Andrew and the Watermelon" might be akin to "James and the Giant Peach", but it so isn't!
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He sejuiced it!
He's a right smoothie 
He's just done what loads of young guys do,look up rude stuff on you tube,then pretends do have done the same,for effect. 
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He's a right smoothie
IT'S NO LAUGHING MATTER....YOUNG FRUIT HAS BEEN TRAUMATISED FOR LIFE HERE! 
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Hey triggs that sejuice thing proper tickled me And I now I can see Dsettes's latest offering 
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Oh come on, we've all done it..........right??
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You trying to sejuice me?
No, but I know someone who might 
OMG DS 
So here's to you Mrs. Watermelon
So here's to you Mrs. Watermelon
Dance Settee, that is fantastic!
At least he's getting his greens.
DS that is hilarious
Remind me never to go for the vodka melon next time Andrew throws a party....
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At least he's getting his greens.
Does that count in your five a day? 
DS
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Remind me never to go for the vodka melon next time Andrew throws a party....
He is so going to regret these stories when he gets out. They are going to follow him for years.
Love the pics
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Thanks DS.. I'll never be able to look at Robinsons' Fruit Shoots again!
