ERRRRRR Jasie nuzzle nuzzle into neck."Eye lurve yer" nuzzle into neck.
"Der yer John James eye av me doubts yer now."
"Way da yer?"
"Cos yer nevear tells me or kisses me lips"
Hahahahaha DS! 
I hate the " fat" label but that made me giggle
I can just hear her saying "old fat furry slag puss" in that lovely accent of hers.
I hate the " fat" label but that made me giggle
I can just hear her saying "old fat furry slag puss" in that lovely accent of hers. 
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I hate the " fat" label
so do I but this time it was artistically necessary and not at all gratuitous 
Fingermouse gropes under duvet.
"John James,John James!Wot yer be dewing dern there?"
"John James,John James!Wot yer be dewing dern there?"
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Love that Dance! I was unfamiliar with the 'fingermouse alias for J.J until now. Has any other HM ever had so many nicknames?
Kimota I have to admit I am responsible for several of them
According to Josie.John James had put his finger up her bum last night.Tosser didn't know where it was supposed to go,
The same time she had tried to put a breast in his face,which he didn't like.
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The same time she had tried to put a breast in his face,which he didn't like
That I can understand,he is afraid he will regress,must say being weaned in time for 21st birthday was problematic I imagine.
Josie grabs duvet and puts it over John James and quickly gets under it with him.John James starts to giggle and giggle some more.Josie grabs John James's head and tries to kiss him.John pulls his head away giggling.
"I love yer John, John James"
"Whart daid yer say Jasie?"
"I love yer John James".
"Whart?"
Arww yer bleeding Deef John James?"
"I love yer John, John James"
"Whart daid yer say Jasie?"
"I love yer John James".
"Whart?"
Arww yer bleeding Deef John James?"
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That I can understand,he is afraid he will regress,must say being weaned in time for 21st birthday was problematic I imagine.
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He is the most joyless HM for many a year
He's given me some joy I can tell ya.
We do not want to know about your joy thank youHe's given me some joy I can tell ya.
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According to Josie.John James had put his finger up her bum last night.Tosser didn't know where it was supposed to go,
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Still likes Bitty I suspect
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According to Josie.John James had put his finger up her bum last night.Tosser didn't know where it was supposed to go,
Maybe he was getting confused and was trying to stimulate her prostate.
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Maybe he was getting confused and was trying to stimulate her prostate.
Most blokes first fumble entails a quick feel of the boobies,nooooooo he goes for the prostrate.Reference:
Maybe he was getting confused and was trying to stimulate her prostate
That would be about right
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Most blokes first fumble entails a quick feel of the boobies,nooooooo he goes for the prostrate
That should tell us all we need to know..
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Kimota I have to admit I am responsible for several of them
and how brilliant they were, the only thing that made me smile about that git John James was when you christened him Tiny Tears
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That should tell us all we need to know..
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and how brilliant they were, the only thing that made me smile about that git John James was when you christened him Tiny Tears
Tiny Tears crying in the closet,oh how I wish he'd stayed there.
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iny Tears crying in the closet,oh how I wish he'd stayed there
He'll be out the closet by this time next year.
How many times has Josie said."I be mure like tha man ere John James a reet desperate minger."
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engyHow can you spoil my childhood memories like that
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Most blokes first fumble entails
John James took that as entrails.
Because Sam wasn't voted out last night you could see the look on tossers face. He was aware he'd made a faux pas.Tonight we'll see him eating humble pie to Sam to try and regain some street cred.Tosser!
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According to Josie.John James had put his finger up her bum last night.
OMG, is that true? Who did she tell?
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OMG, is that true? Who did she tell?
I think it was a general declaration of the state of play