.. gimme a minute. 
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wash your hands 
Not while your on the phone 
\ or / ?
A whole minute?
When you go to the toilet for a number two, you invariably do a number one as well. So is that a number three?
Whooooooooah oooohh ohh sweet child o'mine!
*Geeetar solo*
*Geeetar solo*
Do you sit or stand? Do you shake or dab?
I've just had a solpadine
Just went against the lamp post then lick my own genitals as usual? 
I've just gone for a wander.
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Just went against the lamp post then lick my own genitals as usual?
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Just went against the lamp post then lick my own genitals as usual?
YEAH YEAH!!A. I do not believe your willy is that big you can lick it yourself.
B. You are ginger!
You're northern so your opinions on anything other than fishes and dishes don't count \/
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A. I do not believe your willy is that big you can lick it yourself.
He has a fake tongue. 
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You're northern so your opinions on anything other than fishes and dishes don't count \/
Sorry, what was that, all I saw was BLAH BLAH BLAH I am ginger 
Did you wipe back to front?
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He has a fake tongue.
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I'm just going for a slash...
Funny thing is....I need a wee too
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Funny thing is....I need a wee too
and I need one too now.
Now you have started me off
Shall we all go together?
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Shall we all go together?
May as well
Not in my thread. Stop synchronising!
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Not in my thread. Stop synchronising!
You not coming along as well ?
Well, I've been. I didn't see any of you others there
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Well, I've been. I didn't see any of you others there
I was dilly-dallying pmsl
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I was dilly-dallying pmsl
Maybe it was for the best, I bet we wouldn't have all fitted in the loo
who left their bag in the loo ?
lol that is always me 
It's deffo not mine. I know where my belongings are at all times
I'm always losing things in the gents loos in the park. My dignity, mainly.
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I'm always losing things in the gents loos in the park. My dignity, mainly.
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Really
He's so careless, but *whispers* just have faith, fairfax, he may take you to his club. You can drink topicana and go go dance
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