FAIL!

Bugger off! 

I think thats why mine aint got many responses, because of the title of the thread!

That's why I set this challenge Mono! Your thread inspired the challenge!  Oh! And you can bugger off too!

So is your plan for this thread not to be bumped and kept on the first page?....If so I don't think its working very well

bump

I think I am the only person who will admit to it on this forum

So what would your plan be smart arse?!  Now piss off!

(Lovely to see you back here though luv!)

Oh. So my brilliant plan would have failed from it's inception then. 

Looks like it

Well then, in honour of your bravery I shall make a little confession myself.........


I don't hate him.

I'm a Dave fan 





Fooled ya 

*goes to make a Dave Fan club thread with Menty's name in the title*

Cheers Ducky



I've not received one bit of grief here for admitting it tho...yet   Maybe that's cos I can see all his faults yet still like him?



Or maybe Ive just been lucky

Dave fan and proud of it.

*politely ignores ikatali whilst releasing pet scorpions into thread. They haven't had an outing lately.)

here's a little song i made up for dave.....

the banana splits song for dave...


one eviction,two evictions,3 evictions,four
he surely can't survive anymore
he's feelin the lord in his belly
 please get this knob off my telly

he makes stuff up and is a fraud
he makes stuff up and is a fraud
all in the name of the lord

tra la la..la la la la
tra la la la la la la
tra la la la la la la
tra la la la la la la

four evictions,three evictions,two evictions,one
the glorious day will surely come
his names is read out,his legs turn to jelly
it won't be the lord grumbling in his belly

tra la la la la la la
tra la la la la la la

'sigh' at least it will be shortlived

 
I got some grief several weeks ago, but me ignoring the taunts saw it fade quite quickly.

I got your back Maths *stamps on scorpions*



spinge...you not loving the glory?

OK, OK, OK. I give up, you bunch of spoilsports!  I'm gonna get dinner which you lot have delayed far too much. Thanks a bunch! 

I think it's more likely that people just think you're kidding.

not really iks.......but there's worse in there i reckon...

It might be Ducky....I did a couple of threads myself nearer the beginning of the programme, about some moody stuff he'd said....and I stand by them too, I dont agree with all his ideas, or believe in his religious gumpf either.



BUT...I like flawed people, who are a bit loopy, who dont give a monkey's what anyone else thinks...and he's nothing if not that.  And I wanna fly to the sun.  and I quite fancy being a virgin again an' all

Dave is a wanker!!

Ooops!

Wrong thread

I can relate to that!

I don't like my HM's too perfect.  I least you know the flawed ones are being real!

His family do they just bopped half of DS, me, Gel...

OHHHHHH  The Glorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy.

I cant get on the page Leccy...I gotta wait to be confirmed....buggers...

Oh well, don't mention wheelchairs and you should be ok (I was proper polite too)

*Worries Ika will end up at next years Sloshfest*

I'd go...I'd be the only one there actually pissed tho

Oooh he might take advantage and do the typewriter on your nips!

I am saving meself for the werewolf

Nathan?

Hahahahaha!!



Nah, I reckon between then and now I've plenty of time to find one to take and be exorcised...I mean, its me, innit? 

Daft woman! You want real booze not like these cheapskates. THIRTY quid for no booze and listening to some tone deaf moron with a bongo?

I could have a night out, taxi home, kebab, be pished and still have change for that!

Lecs I'd just about get into town ans have one drink for that....*is moving up norf*