Who is married to Monk Dave, and has to have sex with him, or see his awful "Sex face" or the "Come" face...Or hear him shout when he orgasms.....GLOOOOOOOOREH!...
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thanks for that Senora - I'm SO glad to be ME
HAHAHAHA almost as good as the original line!!
Could be worse Senora, if John James was sexual, you might have to look at his face
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you might have to look at his face
it would be like looking into the eyes of Steptoe..Reference:
it would be like looking into the eyes of Steptoe..
I always hear the opening bars of the music when you mention Steptoe.. "HAROLD..".
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"Sex face" or the "Come" face
Oh God can you imagine it? Thank God for eyelids!
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Who is married to Monk Dave, and has to have sex with him, or see his awful "Sex face" or the "Come" face...Or hear him shout when he orgasms.....GLOOOOOOOOREH!...
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Thank God for eyelids!
I'm sure the wife must be there for charity. Surely it can't be love 
dave to his wife donna.........
'there's a lorra love in my testicles tonight donna....i'm giving you the full glory'....said whilst rubbing himself in man land
apologies to an fm's eating their dinner..............
'there's a lorra love in my testicles tonight donna....i'm giving you the full glory'....said whilst rubbing himself in man land
apologies to an fm's eating their dinner..............
not even the consolation of a break from the sight by doing it doggy...it would be missionary all the way 
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thanks a bunch! i'm having difficulty removing that hideous image from my brain now. it's putting my off my dairy milk...
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not even the consolation of a break from the sight by doing it doggy...it would be missionary all the way
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thanks a bunch! i'm having difficulty removing that hideous image from my brain now. it's putting my off my dairy milk...
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dave to his wife donna......... 'there's a lorra love in my testicles tonight donna....i'm giving you the full glory'....said whilst rubbing himself in man land apologies to an fm's eating their dinner.
Thanks for putting that image in my head Senora
'whenever i'm depressed I think of that poor woman on BB11 who became infatuated with a total knob!!
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'whenever i'm depressed I think of that poor woman on BB11 who became infatuated with a total knob!!
he he
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Did you have sour cream with that, Blizzie?
And yet another nightmare to add to the list 
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Unlike our Dave sadly....Senora....I'm reborn. Next time I feel like bemoaning my prolonged celibacy I'll get down on my knees that thank the big fella himself I'm not married to Dave.
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Senora....I'm reborn. Next time I feel like bemoaning my prolonged celibacy I'll get down on my knees that thank the big fella himself I'm not married to Dave.
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And yet another nightmare to add to the list
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And yet another nightmare to add to the list
along with Carole and her feet scrapingReference:
along with Carole and her feet scraping
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along with Carole and her feet scraping
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'there's a lorra love in my testicles tonight donna....i'm giving you the full glory'....said whilst rubbing himself in man land
Oh Lord. Callusestastic Reference:
dave to his wife donna......... 'there's a lorra love in my testicles tonight donna....i'm giving you the full glory'..
ooohhh i can just picture him in his full glory 
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Did you have sour cream with that, Blizzie?
DS, my eyes, my eyes!! 
pmsl DS!
DS! Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
I need trauma counselling now
