"...I know you've got a big race to take part in with JJ in a couple of minutes, but I've got something very important to share with you. Are you listening? Good. Now, it turns out that Where's Wally is the new favourite to win this series of Big Brother, and we can't be having that can we? I'm going to need you to set aside your gripes with Sam and pretend to like him, just long enough to propel yourself back up the betting odds. You are the apple of our eye, Skippy, so don't let us down. Now piss off"
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probably true but if Skippy does make it to the final, watch his price come tumbling down.
ps...and it wouldn't hurt to grope Josie's boob once or twice just to keep up the pretence. Go on, grit yer teeth and do it son
