A baying crowd gathers outside a house in Borehamwood. Some of the crowd are chanting "get Dave out", others shout "get Rachel out" and amid the boos and cheers a small group holds up banners and start to chant "Bring back Nikki". The ring leader of the group seems to look quite a lot like Nikki.
Davina: Big Brother House, this is Davina. Please do not swear. I can now reveal that the next person to be evicted from the Big Brother house is . . .(annoying pause while I nip down the offy, get a bottle of wine, chill it for 30 minutes in the freezer, open it, drink 3 glasses, go back down to the offy for another bottle while berating myself for not getting 2 in the first place) John James! John James, say your goodbyes.
(Camera on housemates)
John James: Hold on a minute, I didn't put my jacket on!
Josie: Oh no! Why are the public doing this to me? How will I live without you John James? You will wait for me, won't you John James? You love me, don't you John James?
Dave: Oh the Glory! HAHAHAHAHA The Lawrd has saved me again. It's all for the glory!
Sam: Will you be leaving by the front door or the fire escape?
Corin: I am well surprised, like, I never thought John James would, like, be evicted like.
Rachel: SCCRREEEEEEECCCCHHHHH! Does this mean I'm staying another week? (jumps up and down)
Steve: I never saw that coming.
Josie: Bye John James, I love you. Don't forget me! Remember, I like blue cars!
(voice over) John James, you have been evicted, please leave the Big Brother house
Davina: Join me after that new show about Pete when I interview John James and find out what went on under the duvet. (gurns)
Davina: I'm back with John James!
Davina: Lets cut straight to the nitty gritty (gurns) just what happened under the duvet?
John James: (laughs) What do you mean?
Davina: You know what I mean, is there a romance with Josie or not?
John James: Why do you want to know? It's none of your business how we feel about each other.
Davina: The whole country wants to know.
John James: Well, they will have to wait until Josie comes out and then we'll talk about it.
Davina: So you ARE planning to sell your story to the tabloids?
John James: Why do you say that?
Davina: Come on, you can tell me (gurns) I won't tell anyone!
John James: (laughs) You will have to wait and see.
Davina: John James, you have been a great housemate. Here are your best bits.
(VT of John James and Josie under the duvet shown through different camera angles)
Davina: That's all we have time for, see you next week!
Davina: Big Brother House, this is Davina. Please do not swear. I can now reveal that the next person to be evicted from the Big Brother house is . . .(annoying pause while I nip down the offy, get a bottle of wine, chill it for 30 minutes in the freezer, open it, drink 3 glasses, go back down to the offy for another bottle while berating myself for not getting 2 in the first place) John James! John James, say your goodbyes.
(Camera on housemates)
John James: Hold on a minute, I didn't put my jacket on!
Josie: Oh no! Why are the public doing this to me? How will I live without you John James? You will wait for me, won't you John James? You love me, don't you John James?
Dave: Oh the Glory! HAHAHAHAHA The Lawrd has saved me again. It's all for the glory!
Sam: Will you be leaving by the front door or the fire escape?
Corin: I am well surprised, like, I never thought John James would, like, be evicted like.
Rachel: SCCRREEEEEEECCCCHHHHH! Does this mean I'm staying another week? (jumps up and down)
Steve: I never saw that coming.
Josie: Bye John James, I love you. Don't forget me! Remember, I like blue cars!
(voice over) John James, you have been evicted, please leave the Big Brother house
Davina: Join me after that new show about Pete when I interview John James and find out what went on under the duvet. (gurns)
Davina: I'm back with John James!
Davina: Lets cut straight to the nitty gritty (gurns) just what happened under the duvet?
John James: (laughs) What do you mean?
Davina: You know what I mean, is there a romance with Josie or not?
John James: Why do you want to know? It's none of your business how we feel about each other.
Davina: The whole country wants to know.
John James: Well, they will have to wait until Josie comes out and then we'll talk about it.
Davina: So you ARE planning to sell your story to the tabloids?
John James: Why do you say that?
Davina: Come on, you can tell me (gurns) I won't tell anyone!
John James: (laughs) You will have to wait and see.
Davina: John James, you have been a great housemate. Here are your best bits.
(VT of John James and Josie under the duvet shown through different camera angles)
Davina: That's all we have time for, see you next week!
