I am now snorting - losing control of all bodily functions. I am so relieved - i am allowed to make raptuous noises when I poo

I am now snorting - losing control of all bodily functions. I am so relieved - i am allowed to make raptuous noises when I poo

Well we all now know she likes protein....Her comparison to what the gruel tastes like..

Well we all now know she likes protein....Her comparison to what the gruel tastes like..

You should have seen the bit that I deleted out of that post 

Put it back in!!! I am keen to learn

Oh it was nothing really, I was just going to say, sometimes when I have had a good poo, I leave the bathroom feeling rather randy, which supports my g-spot theory.

See I said it was nothing.

*waits for this post to come back and haunt me*

Oh don't worry Cinds - I have just admitted that i pick my nose and fart in bookshops..

Rexi 


Mr Cinds once, as we were lying naked bum to bum in bed, suggested a game of top trumps. (little did he know I had been holding wind in for hours).  He put forth a meagre trump, where as I let it rip hours and hours worth of held in gas.  He stayed silent for a while (I might have knocked him out with the force, I forgot to check as I was laughing so much), then admitted that was the winner.

Cinds ... stop it!!!

I have had to tell the family that someone has made a mistake with a work booking, and that is why I just splurted

This is not a game that Mr R and I have ever played ... I confess that I am glad

Sorry 

I find that I do those first thing in the morning..

.....BTW we have never played it since then.

Hahahahahhahaha when I do that on a morning, Mr Cinds shouts from the bedroom 'are you piping a ship in'?

ISSY you are Blizz Josie normal authentiic and I claim my ten pounds...Is this a fan club?

There was a point Issy, when I thought you may be a certain someone else, now I am 100% sure you are not that person

 Cali


I am keeping it real innit

I am absolutely NOT that person...
I am actually some other person

WOAH,,,,I wouldn't go that far, you been getting rumpety pumpety with 30 sec man John James?

Yeah I know (now)

30 seconds???

THAT LONG?

Jeez this is the going to be the second night running I need an anatomy lesson

OOO no one has ever called me that before, I think I like it

you can't beat a good fart..a good dump.....and a good nose pick..........everyone does it.........


a follow through is a bit unnerving though...............

Controling, calculating, spiteful, crude.

 Not many.

I have some bad habits too but then again, I haven't put myself up for BB in the hope of endearing myself to the public and winning the money.  Josie, like the other HMs will take a few knocks but she's a big girl (not size related) and can take it.

I've snorted a fair few times reading this thread       I've never farted in public though, or shaved my legs in front of my hubby..........I'm so repressed 

  Shaved your armpits in the pool?

 Well, at least I would be safe standing next to you in a bookshop Stoory  

Aww, thank you!

I, of course, have no filthy habits.

I have, loads of times... and Smith's is my nemesis.

Well this I know..

So I'm safe in Smiths?

Nowhere are you safe..

I'm a bit like you too. But this thread had me in stitches last nght. I read out the game that Cinds and her other half played .................my husband said it sounded like fun.

I was horrified! I am rather repressed with bodily functions and privacy and yet I find toilet humour hilarious.

I wish some of my bodily functions were repressed..

I don't recall knowing anybody who giggles as much as Josie.
I know other forumers have suggested to me that it may be a nervous thing.
It seems so unnatural to giggle so frequently.
However, more importantly....
I felt on the night they all entered the house that Josie was "performing".
Nothing that I've seen since has changed my mind.
I cannot shake off the feeling that she is "performing."