It went 'raaoow' (as they do) and I heard this thud. Next thing the woman's out going 'ohhh poor Filda, you fell..' while I'm sitting here doing that constipated face you do when you're trying not to laugh

FILDA??? Whassat short for? Filda litter tray?

Feck knows! Filda and Bud are her 2 cats. I called it Fidl for about 3 years until she stopped me one day and asked me to stop confusing her cat. The woman's front garden looks like a graveside, all pretty twee flowers in a row and all that bollocks, so it's no wonder really. She's right jealous of my porch wysteria aswell, she's tried to grow a rosebush over hers but it's only bloomed 1 rose in 2 years. And she misses NOTHING. Even if I fart she'll know about it.

God knows what she thinks you did to her cat, then

Oh and while I'm ranting about her can you believe she asked me to get an ambulance to move off her drive?? It's a bit funny here cos her drive is right in front of my house (cos she doesn't have one) but one time when an ambulance turned up for me and I was stretchered out she asked if they could park somewhere else. Yeah sure love, tell ya what, next time I need to go somewhere on a stretcher I'll ask if they can get me to the hospital I need to get to 12 miles away by bus and train. My mum can't stand her and every time she comes round moans about the 'nosey bitch next door'

OMG when I got my dog she had the NERVE to ask me to not let him in the garden and to keep him in the house cos it would scare her cats. Can you believe it?! I soon showed her what I thought of that idea.

Rant over re annoying neighbour. I feel all cleansed

She sounds choice
I have new neighbours now, but the last lot moaned about my 2-metre fence 'blocking the sunset' until I pointed out THEIR 20-foot hedge next to it, and the two-storey building opposite.

Were they dwarves?

Or as Vic and Bob would say. "dwahhves"
Nope, but he was Canadian and bloody annoying.

Stop being awkward, just run there man, how dare you put them out, you should have belted there with a fire-truck and an Olympian wrestler on yer back.

And in my 4 inch heels at that!

What a cathartic thread this turned out to be  All because some Aussie wannabe needs a good scrub 

He's hair might be manky, but have you ever known anyway to scub their teeth so much,

They all do.  Whenever they are in the bathroom, all I see them do is scrub their teeth for hours on end

do you think Macleans missed an oppotunity to sponsor BB,  it would seem more fitting this year.

surely if he hadn't washed his hair, he'd be scratching it every few minutes.   I know if I don't wash my hair after 2 days it gets itchy and drives  me nuts until I wash it 

I haven't watched a whole lot of LF but I've not seen him scratching his hair in the bit I have 

I think he has actually admitted to not having washed his hair Pengy

Was watching last night, in the pool and shower, JJ was avoiding getting his hair wet. Maybe he doesnt want the dye to wash out?

Maybe it's a wig

Ben also didn't wash his hair he admitted it on BBLB. He said hair is self cleaning.

  thanks LL 



I have heard what Ben said that the hair if self cleaning.  Not game enough to try it myself 

Yes Ben did, but somehow Ben's hair managed to look clean

Apparently, not tried it meself, but have read if you can get over the first couple of weeks it's not bad as it does self clean.

Oh and apparently, he hasn't washed his jeans either

I am sorry I have to disagree. Ben's hair looked as manky as JJS

   I suspect his mammy does all his washing for him at home 


I know Josie has done some of his washing for him but really this is laziness - part and parcel of them being in the house is that they must do their washing in the tub and use the mangle 

Its a individual thing but some people never wash jeans. It's a bit like seasoning a wok.

Yeah I have heard that some people don't wash their jeans - mainly Hells Angels and bikers in general

STARTLING new research from 'laundry care expert' company Dr Beckmann has revealed, to no one's particular surprise, that men wash their jeans less often than women -- once every 15 outings, as opposed to every six for the fairer sex. 

What is shocking is that the men have it right. Created with cowboys and labourers in mind, denim was designed to stand up to tough use -- but not to spin-cycles and hot dryers, both of which can prematurely age the fabric, causing it to sag and fade. 

So remember -- wash your jeans as little as possible to keep them in tip-top condition. And maybe invest in some Febreze fabric refresher, particularly if you're a dressed-down sort of person...

It is spectacular

oh yuk

You have no idea of the images that flashed through my mind there

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