I hope people vote that he is involved in a fatal car crash on his way to the Airport,then when Jane hears the news has a massive heart attack and passes away,the end.
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My vote involved a plague of octopus / wolf hybrids with steel teeth and nuclear weapons. Dunno if they'll go for it.
aww we all know she is wgonny have a baby................ regardless of the votes 
Have a baby .
Baby's first day at school.
Baby grows up.
an adult and getting married ,this could go on and on .
Baby's first day at school.
Baby grows up.
an adult and getting married ,this could go on and on .
orrrrrr......
Have a baby.
Baby turns out to be Chucky.
Murders them all.
Have a baby.
Baby turns out to be Chucky.
Murders them all.
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orrrrrr...... Have a baby. Baby turns out to be Chucky. Murders them all.
much prefer your take on it
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Have a baby
at least he wont have to look at her tampax box for nine months
'what happens next'
They'll bung the bliddy charges up in order to keep the ads ongoing
They'll bung the bliddy charges up in order to keep the ads ongoing
She has a baby. Tells him by phone it isn't his. He says he loves her nevertheless and uses phone to arrange journey home. Son overhears conversation between parents - phones grandparents to arrange long term stay.
wasn't he her toyboy and now hes looking about 10 years older
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at least he wont have to look at her tampax box for nine months
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wasn't he her toyboy and now hes looking about 10 years older
She has certainly borne the test of time better than him.