"tasteful shoot"

Suffering succotash!

Is there such a thing as a "tasteful" shoot for Nuts?

I'm beyond caring...take the money and run Laura 

i was just about to say whos Laura  i really couldn't think

Oh well, who gives a flying one anyway?

Well she had plenty of flaunting practice on the show.

Explains her bikini posing while she was in the House

"I think I'm doing Nuts magazine, which is the only offer that I had," she said during a press conference this morning"



"I obviously wouldn't get my nipples out, but I'd do it in a classy way."

What a doughnut

"Laura claimed that she would use the money from the magazine deal to pay back her boyfriend Alex, who helped fund a £1,000 shopping spree on clothes before she went on the show"

More rolly eyes. The same boyfriend she had all these concerns over and who cheated and whatever else he did. If he'd spent a grand on me then cheated he'd be whistling for his money. Nice but dim. That's what she is.

How on Earth did she even get short-listed for BB?
She is insipid beyond words. Her voice would have drove me nuts if she had stayed.

Perhaps she promised she'd re-developed the BB house at the end of the season - she ably demonstrated her builder's bum

Is that a rival to The Grocer paper? I've seen it in shops but never bothered to look at it as I'm not tall enough and it always seems to be on the top shelf.

Whenever I hear the word "Nuts" I always start saying at the top of my voice: "Nuts, whole hazlenuts. Cadbury's take 'em and they cover them in chocolate"  Does anyone know if at Laura's nuts shoot, they will cover them in chocolate?

Now thats a welcome blast from the past..

Insipid. Now that's the word I was looking for I shall start to use that instead of twee and dreary

Wishy-washy as my Mum used to say

This is from 1979 and the picture is a bit shaky.

If I was feeling nasty i would suggest she went in there with the intention of being there less than a week, in a tiny bikini, fishing for 'deals'

I don't blame her really .... I bet the cheating boyfriend robbed her of her confidence, I reckon that was her problem ..... I doubt doing a nuts shoot will restore that, but she'll make a packet ... so why the hell not ?

I'd call it compensation

Exactly my thoughts too. She must have lit up the auditions and burnt herself out by the time she got in the house.

I saw that as well, but I wasn't sure how to interpret it: it could be a way of saying "I don't want to still feel I owe him anything - I want to start afresh." We'll see...

Pays to advertised

I said somewhere on here that I felt she had a gameplan all along. The plan being to get in and get out as quick as possible
This BF stuff doesn't sound right though (gets Columbo mac on) cos she was banging on about how she loved and wanted to get out so she could be with him and salvage anything left of the relationship (or some such warble). Hmmm now this thing with the Nuts deal? No, I dont blame her for doing it, grab the shekels while they're available, but her words 'that's the only offer I've had' are quite telling and suggest that was her intention all along

*takes notes and scratches head wot like Columbo does*

Waits for  "Just one more thing sir......"

I think you need to read the whole interview:
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/bi...-big-brother-11.html


Did you ever intend to stay in for the long haul?
"I would never have gone up for it, if I hadn't thought that I could hack it. I was really up for it. I spent over £1,000 on clothes, nails and my hair. I didn't do that to just go in there for a week. I got up at six at the morning to go to all these auditions, five hour train journeys every time - I didn't do that thinking I only wanted three days in there."

You spent £1,000 on clothes and your hair. Did you want to get something out of the show afterwards?
"Oh definitely not. Definitely. I just wanted some nice clothes to go in with. I just wanted some nice clothes and I think anyone would if they were going on TV. If you have some good nice clothes you will feel and look nice. But I didn't want to get anything out of it, not at all."

What are your plans now you have left
"I'm just going to go back to my normal life. I don't think people will recognise me because I was in there for such a short space of time. I don't really feel like I was in there because it was such a short space of time. I think I'm doing Nuts magazine, which is the only offer that I had. Rachael did that and I think it was tasteful. And I would do that. I obviously wouldn't get my nipples out, but I'd do it in a classy way."



I don't agree re her comments about the Nuts deal. If anything, her uncertainty about it even taking place suggests it really isn't that important to her. I think she was just emphasising her previous comment that she wasn't looking to get anything out of the show.

I don't know if what you have put up there is the whole interview (I might take a look later when I've done more important things like the washing up and had a wee), but I still don't buy it. But then I'm just an old cynic like that

It's not - I've only quoted 3 of the Q&As (though I've quoted them each in full, unlike the headline article).

The thing is this: if she really went into the house with the intention of leaving early and cleaning up on the "lads mags" circuit, then she totally screwed it up.
As she says herself, she wasn't in there long enough for anyone to recognize her. She can't even claim to have had the shortest BB stay (that's still Isaac). Laura's going to do her single mag deal and then return to obscurity.

Laura's most definitely not another Orlaith, who's time in the house was a masterclass in how to milk the show for publicity: prance around for a week wearing nothing but "fig leaves", survive two tight eviction votes and then leave undefeated after a little over a month (after previously threatening to walk, thus tipping-off her agent to get the mag deals lined up...)