You know the drill, if you had an opportunity to shout something over the wall to a particular HM/HM's, what would you shout?...
Monk Dave: "I've seen the youtube videos"...
JJ(1) "Oi, Crabeyes, it's all gone Pete Tong, they've dug up the patio"
Josie: "We've got you a bit part in Little Britain, as Vicky Pollard's unstable older sister"
Andrew: "Frankie, out of the Saturdays, says to call her when you get out"
Steve: "Your wife and Keely have been out for a drink"..
Mario: "You were more interesting as a mole"
Rachel: "Bugs Bunny is asking ever so nicely for his teeth back, also he wants you to sign a contract ensuring you won't boil him."
Jo: "Cougar Town is thataway!"
Ben & Corin : You're both streets ahead of the pack and clear favourites to win, also Ben, Shirley Bassey, wants an audience with you.
Monk Dave: "I've seen the youtube videos"...
JJ(1) "Oi, Crabeyes, it's all gone Pete Tong, they've dug up the patio"
Josie: "We've got you a bit part in Little Britain, as Vicky Pollard's unstable older sister"
Andrew: "Frankie, out of the Saturdays, says to call her when you get out"
Steve: "Your wife and Keely have been out for a drink"..
Mario: "You were more interesting as a mole"
Rachel: "Bugs Bunny is asking ever so nicely for his teeth back, also he wants you to sign a contract ensuring you won't boil him."
Jo: "Cougar Town is thataway!"
Ben & Corin : You're both streets ahead of the pack and clear favourites to win, also Ben, Shirley Bassey, wants an audience with you.
Yes Scotty I like the idea of that, you see I would arrange a date with him...take him to a park with 100 wheelchair bound people each with a medicine ball aimed directly at his nads....
I`m heading off to the wall right now! 
Let's hope the Lard will provide, eh...