To be like a tramp on a sandwich..his words not mine....
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to leave him after hitting him with a bottle of the lords glory?
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to leave him after hitting him with a bottle of the lords glory?
He thinks he's in for a good seeing too....
I don't blame her. Who couldn't keep their hands off that hunk of monk?
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like a tramp on a sandwich.
I have absolutely no idea what that means!Reference:
He thinks he's in for a good seeing too....
with a baseball bat probably Reference:
I don't blame her. Who couldn't keep their hands off that hunk of monk?
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I have absolutely no idea what that means!
The only thing I can think of is he thinks tramps are starving so would dive on a sandwich....
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The only thing I can think of is he thinks tramps are starving so would dive on a sandwich....
That's the only thing I could think of Stonksy, never heard the expression
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Who couldn't keep their hands off that hunk of monk?
None of God's creatures could..Reference:
That's the only thing I could think of Stonksy, never heard the expression
Me neither, I thought it was an English expression, maybe its Welsh....Reference:
He probably is. But with a baseball bat around the noggin.
I bet his wife has spent a fortune on keeping him in....
Wise woman.
he's such a lovely man with his own 'God' - no 'teacher/priest/vicar' I know would say such a thing. I feel sorry for his wife and kids - unless they're mad as well
oh and while we're at it..... he's suddenly dead shy about anyone getting near his privates - strange that - poor Andy just accidentally got a bit too close to 'the Lord' and was shoved away - hasnt bothered Dave until now has it???
frickin freakin fraud 'Monk' wot baptised his own children - I thought u needed to ordained to do that sort of thing. Has he married people as well??? Probs gets the first shag of the bride AND groom for doing it (sorry y'all but me makes me bloody sick)
oh and while we're at it..... he's suddenly dead shy about anyone getting near his privates - strange that - poor Andy just accidentally got a bit too close to 'the Lord' and was shoved away - hasnt bothered Dave until now has it???
frickin freakin fraud 'Monk' wot baptised his own children - I thought u needed to ordained to do that sort of thing. Has he married people as well??? Probs gets the first shag of the bride AND groom for doing it (sorry y'all but me makes me bloody sick)
Personally I'd love to be a fly on the wall when steve comes out and is confronted by his missus.
me too Sooz - but apparently she looks like a brickie... so who knows
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I thought u needed to ordained to do that sort of thing. Has he married people as well??? Probs gets the first shag of the bride AND groom for doing it (sorry y'all but me makes me bloody sick)
I don't know about baptisms but I know he can't marry anyone, only a Prodistant vicar has the power to do that..Catholic priest have to get a registrar in to finalise the service....Reference:
To be like a tramp on a sandwich
No way Did he really say that?! My God how can anyone be married to that creature
thats what I'm saying Stonks - who exactly has given him the power to even do a baptism? I dunno a great deal about different religions, but I'm thinking if its some sort of 'cult' then they can do what they like - Dave could 'give' someone else permission to baptise his children - its all shit really (sorry for italics - dunno how that happened lol)
lets hope it wasnt a loaves and fishes sandwich eh Karms - bloody freak - man of God my arse. Church of Dave more like - I bet bloody charity GOES to his home - never mind starts at it
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(sorry for italics - dunno how that happened lol)
I thought it looked rather fetching myself.Reference:
No way Did he really say that?! My God how can anyone be married to that creature
Yes way and his next liking to it was like a curry to a drunk....Reference:
thats what I'm saying Stonks - who exactly has given him the power to even do a baptism? I dunno a great deal about different religions, but I'm thinking if its some sort of 'cult' then they can do what they like - Dave could 'give' someone else permission to baptise his children - its all shit really (sorry for italics - dunno how that happened lol)
I think anyone like him who all of a sudden thinks up a religion is weird or after a free TV lisence......apparently he's been to America to these hallaluja places, most probably to learn how to make big money out of it..he's a fraud....Reference:
after a free TV lisence....
I get a free TV licence does that mean I can marry people?Reference:
I get a free TV licence does that mean I can marry people?
You could try Menty but my dad gets one and I don't recall him donning a dog collar lately....Reference:
a dog collar lately....
How about a studded collar? Reference:
How about a studded collar?
Only on Friday nights when he goes to grab a granny night....
I want a free telly license
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To be like a tramp on a sandwich..his words not mine....
Genesis 2:23 And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man. And she shall be like a tramp on a sandwich.Add Reply
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