NOOO

Clearly God is not a woman cos we would not have made such an almighty cock up of creation.

I mean flies and wasps and slugs... WTF???

Slug risotto with wasp beignets FTW 

Why??
Why would you say that??

He definitely got out of his cloud the wrong side that day.

And that's just the ones in human form with testicles and receding hairlines....don't get me started on the animal Kingdom

Actually, on reflection, I would say God is/was quite a narky git.

Which makes him a bloke..

i mean  ffs   what would you think if your OH * ladies*  said another guy was  beautiful  ...... 

Ahh....but I didn't state whether the PMT was his or his missus

Do you remember Real thingy bloke who used to post here (and had his own forum)? For some reason if I think of him I think of God. I think if God was active on the World Wide Web he would post like Real. A bit lost, like.

What was the question again?

Karma... that sentence made NO sense.

Well, I'm heterosexual and I can appreciate beauty in another man.  Doesn't mean I want to get down and dirty with him, lolz.

It probably would if you knew who I was on about. I'm sure he lived in an ark and homed a lot of 2 by 2 ID's

ben is as gay as a lord lol    his head is always in dave or mario's groin    oh he is a good HM    but deffo  not liking the women

master bates  ........................... do you lay your head on friends goolies ?     

Oh - okay then

I think you've been away too long

Hmmm, dunno, don't think so.   But I can appreciate pleasing aesthetics in just about anything, other blokes included. 

Off trots batey down the slippery slope. I knew him back when he used to like women 

So did I

 
*gag-ometer reaches critical excitation*    must resist...must res.....

all i'm saying is  i wouldnt want to be daves wife 

Neither would I

"...You're my wife now, Dave....." 

I wouldn't worry too much in his case. I'm sure she knows full well it's all for show just like his 'belly full of the Lord's love' crap.

ok ................................ whats ben's excuse  

In touch with his feminine side? No, I mean really in touch with it 

I don't know how she tolerates him, tbh. I can only imagine she must be hanging on in there for an inheritance share or something? He's absolutely vile and is as fake as Nadia's vagina.

There's every chance she's just as barking as he is!

Ben's ideal life is that of an Arab Fop, with a Hareem and a bunch of eunuchs.

He would enjoy the occasional emptying of testicles, but would mainly hang with the eunuchs draped over him.

I can just see that lmao

Have you been spying on me? 

Well, if you will leave your drapes open....

id raise one eyebrow and think hmmmmmmm