Probably where she's been smacked in it a few times for being too lary?

They are rarely closed. Seriously.

Bit like Patsy Kensit on Holby - it really annoys me how she seems to curl her top lip up and out - I dunno, is it supposed to be sexy or something?

My Aunts are still sporting the dark lip liner look (some of them even use black kohl pencils). It's such an unattractive look, its all about Victoria Secrets lip gloss these days, but they wont listen to me. Whenever I've done the over made-up look I end up looking 'lady-boy'. One time I got a little crazy with some glitter and my husband said I looked like a fairy had been sick all over me 

 
And they said romance was dead.

He shoots from the hip, Scotty 

Love it suzy..that really made me lol!
Got to say, Mr Scotty`s a bit more subtle.
I don`t know whether it was this thread that did it but I had vivid dream last night that I had stubbly moustache.  
Mr Scotty didn`t say anything. He just packed his bags and left.