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Shame he couldn't be baptised in pool of quick setting cement! 
He'll be preparing a cauldron of poisoned punch next. We'll see the first Big Brother cult suicide.
I wouldn't trust him not to hold their heads under, for a bit too long. 
*phones B and Q*
That's just wrong.
He is a proper cult.
If I was Jo I'd wear waterwings.
If I was Jo I'd wear waterwings.
Oh bloody hell.
NO HOLY JACOOOZINESSS!!!!
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That's just wrong.
It does seem a bit kind of "Showtime!!" ..
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NO HOLY JACOOOZINESSS!!!!
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NO HOLY JACOOOZINESSS!!!!
That'll be that bubbling in his belly.
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That'll be that bubbling in his belly.
The traditional dip in the Jordan is off, now that she's married again.
Gaaahhhhh this crappy lappy won't let me do smileys sometimes . Oddly it lets me do an angry face .
so I'll do a ROFL instead.
so I'll do a ROFL instead.
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That'll be that bubbling in his belly.
Perfect excuse to repost this....i know you all cant get enough of Dave's Glory
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NO HOLY JACOOOZINESSS!!!!
That'll be that bubbling in his belly.
That'll be that bubbling in his belly.
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The traditional dip in the Jordan is off, now that she's married again.
aggggggggghhhhhhh DS!!! My eyes!!!!!!11111
Dance Settee.....the horror!
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Dave offering to baptise Rachel and Jo in the pool
I bet he did the dirty Barstaard.
think so - Jo said she'd wanted baptised while on holiday but they said she couldn't as she didn't have suitable clothes- he'd already spoken to Rachel about baptising her I think.
He can offer to baptise them, they can offer to drown him back, sorted!
Nothing a 223 wouldn't cure...
....as he alluded to last night in the nest....
....when "joking" about shooting the Cougar
....as he alluded to last night in the nest....
....when "joking" about shooting the Cougar
They've agreed to be baptized by him. I don't see the problem with it. Happy families. Will be entertaining viewing.