Andrew Stone has just donated 4 bottles of champagne, so after Josie going off to the storeroom like a whippet, she's decided she doesn't like it. So guess where she is now?  Yup.... back in bed!      

I'm sure I saw her multi-tasking a few mins ago - eating AND lying down

My God she is such a boring and dissapointing HM.

While sucking her fum too?   No wonder she's exhausted poor sow cow!

Does she know there's alcohol in it?...Scratch that she's moaning that AS drank all her wine and gave champers instead....

She's a  clatty classy burd eh?

She wants wine or a can of lager....

She wants a right good talking to about her thumb sucking and blanky habit!

I love my blanky habit

Start a thread about it then!    

I don't suck my thumb though, you understand

She's that bliddy Laura(BB8) come back in another form.

Wish they would confiscate that bouncy ball from skippy!     He's  bluddy anoying enough without banging it  about all over the place!      

bouncy ball tiddles???  I PRESUME ur on about yer-but-no-but-I-didnt-make-Keever-leave-by-giving-her-evils-or-nuffen.....

Noooo  it's the small ball he got in pass the parcel.  He bounces it all the time, and it's bluddy annoying, trying to hear conversations over the continuous thump thump thump!

If I was in there, I think JJ's ball(s) would find itself over the garden wall.

With Josie attached!     

Didn't think the git had any