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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
9:33am Dave is pissed on the love of the Lord.........again. Dave has been pissed on the love of the Lord for the last 57 minutes. The other housemates are fuming.
11:12am Ben's quiff has entered the Diary Room.
11:13am The rest of Ben has entered the Diary Room.
11:14am Ben says that Dave's love of the Lord is having a detrimental effect on the house.
1:23pm Corin is building a church in the garden. She is loving it and really buzzing.
4.32pm John James and Josie get up for the day ahead.
4.36pm John James and Josie decide on an early night, and return to bed.
7:53pm Mario has a nervous breakdown and eats his microphone.
9.01pm Steve said something.
11.57pm Andrew has a Jack Bauer moment and ties Rachel to the carousel and burns her with cigarette ends to get her to confess to being a foghorn in a previous life.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
9:33am Dave is pissed on the love of the Lord.........again. Dave has been pissed on the love of the Lord for the last 57 minutes. The other housemates are fuming.
11:12am Ben's quiff has entered the Diary Room.
11:13am The rest of Ben has entered the Diary Room.
11:14am Ben says that Dave's love of the Lord is having a detrimental effect on the house.
1:23pm Corin is building a church in the garden. She is loving it and really buzzing.
4.32pm John James and Josie get up for the day ahead.
4.36pm John James and Josie decide on an early night, and return to bed.
7:53pm Mario has a nervous breakdown and eats his microphone.
9.01pm Steve said something.
11.57pm Andrew has a Jack Bauer moment and ties Rachel to the carousel and burns her with cigarette ends to get her to confess to being a foghorn in a previous life.
