He's just described Andrew as being like the little baby Jesus suckling on the Madonna....
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not a nice image
does he mean mary or the pop star though, cos shes gotta fella called jesus
does he mean mary or the pop star though, cos shes gotta fella called jesus
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does he mean mary or the pop star though, cos shes gotta fella called jesus
Ewwwwwwww thats even worse....
The sooner he is up for eviction again, the better.
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Everything Dave say's gives me the creeps....
And everything Dave does gives me the creeps too.
Stonks, you LOVE him. You want to cuddle up close in his stinky bed and deep-snog him. You want his babies. Yes you do. 
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Ewwwwwwww thats even worse.
*mutters to myself*gotta get those images out of my head
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Stonks, you LOVE him. You want to cuddle up close in his stinky bed and deep-snog him. You want his babies. Yes you do.
You want him to fill you full of his Jesus love bubbling from his belly....
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*mutters to myself* gotta get those images out of my head
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You want him to fill you full of his Jesus love bubbling from his belly....
Hurrghh....
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Nanna bitty..
LOL!now youve gone and made it worse
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LOL! now youve gone and made it worse
Everytime I see her she reminds me of my Aunty Pat....
have you got aunty pats address please?
God,
that was a bit wrong wasnt it
that was a bit wrong wasnt it
Aunty Pat is and always has been, my favourite
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God, that was a bit wrong wasnt it
well,
im off to the pub
stellas all round!
well, i have told her she needs to lose weight
crap joke,
sorry
anyway have a great afternoon dreaming of monkey dave
im off to the pub
stellas all round!
well, i have told her she needs to lose weight
crap joke,
sorry
anyway have a great afternoon dreaming of monkey dave
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Aunty Pat is and always has been, my favourite
She was alot of peoples favourite....
I'm in her will! 
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I'm in her will!
I heard Dave earlier talking about the noise in the bedroom last night.
He was saying such things as "I don't think we were too loud. Corin slept through it."...and so on.
Does the silly man think that night-time disturbance is only and entirely based on the decibel level. Just based on volume. Stupid!
He was saying such things as "I don't think we were too loud. Corin slept through it."...and so on.
Does the silly man think that night-time disturbance is only and entirely based on the decibel level. Just based on volume. Stupid!
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I heard Dave earlier talking about the noise in the bedroom last night. He was saying such things as "I don't think we were too loud. Corin slept through it."...and so on. Does the silly man think that night-time disturbance is only and entirely based on the decibel level. Just based on volume. Stupid!
Dave is a complete plank.If someone is a deep sleeper they can sleep through most things including a thick Welshman trying to fit in with the younger HMs and annoy other HMs, but if someone is a light sleeper they find it very, very difficult to put up with his stirring and ridiculing and deliberate bad behaviour.
If someone was making a point of keeping his wife awake I wonder how happy he would be about that (especially if he got the brush-off from her)
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If someone was making a point of keeping his wife awake I wonder how happy he would be about that
Furious, probably. Bet he has to wait until she's out for the count before he can get his wicked way.. 
(less of the 'thick Welshman', btw. His nationality has eff-all to do with why he's such a gaping arsehole.)
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If someone was making a point of keeping his wife awake
They might be while he's in their....
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Dave is a complete plank.
says it all
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He's just described Andrew as being like the little baby Jesus suckling on the Madonna....
Thats plain wrong on every level.Reference:
(less of the 'thick Welshman', btw. His nationality has eff-all to do with why he's such a gaping arsehole.)
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have mentioned his nationally.I will re-phrase it and call him a Universal Thick I can call him that as I damn near saw his Uranus when he showed it once in the bathroom when he was showing it to Andrew and once in the bedroom when he was giving it a public airing.
This perfectly demonstrated that he is a gaping arsehole.
I forgot to mention Deman that my maternal grandparents were proud Welsh speakers from Denbighshire so I really meant no offence.
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Thats plain wrong on every level.
He was smiling as he said it, totally creeped me out....Reference:
Thats plain wrong on every level. He was smiling as he said it, totally creeped me out....
Dave really does pervert the Christian faith.
