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First there was Nasty Nick, he broke the rules (THE FIEND) by writing names down and was told to sling his hook.

Then, in BB3, we had Sunita, the barrister who didn't want to be in a 'pantomime' anymore, followed by Sandy he was the first housemate to jump the wall.

Next was Kitten's BB5, who broke too many rules for BB to handle, followed by psycho knickers Emma who was forcibly removed for aggressive behaviour.

A year later, in BB6, Orlaith cheated the nation by walking the day after she survived eviction. This followed by a triple whammey in BB7 when Shabaz left for being mentally unstable, Dawn left or was removed over something or another and George just didn't want to be famous.

BB8, saw a record premature evictions with Emily chucked out for that 'racist' comment, Lesley walked for being 'more bored than being possibly allowed', Jonathan unfortunately had no choice but to leave and Chanelle walked because Charley was stealing her 'airtime'.

In BB9, 2 housemates were removed by Big Brother for aggressive behaviour. Alex talking about getting her 'mans' to meet her fellow housemates families and 'pow pow pow'. With Dennis, following a week later, after spitting in Mohammed's face. Oh and Maysoon also walked but did anyone care?

BB10, equaled BB8's record of premature evictions. Saffia, realising she was an idiot decided to walk, Kenneth couldn't handle Bea standing up to him and jumped the wall, Tom just didn't care about anything and voluntarily left and pointless housemate Issac realised how pointless he was and did us all a favour.

Now in BB11 we've had 2 walkers so far, the lesbian and her bitch. But will anyone else walk? DUN, DUN, DUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

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What was it Leo Sayer said? Summat about not wanting to be a servant to a clan of morons!?I know that isn't an exact quote but his disgust at them makes me laugh when I think of it
Carole Malone - the first proper evictee from CBB5 must have been well gutted - missing what would have surely been the biggest scoop of her career!
Cold Sweat
Reference: Demantoid
Last heard of, working in a pub
hahaha I'm glad I don't really do pubs anymore! I thought she was supposed to own her own employment agency or some such gubbins: She is just the sort of person who would enjoy raking in an enormous contract from the DWP for terrorising jobhunters into prospectless, minimum wage slavery


Shizzle - sheep dip pmsl
FM

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