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Lineker - there's got to be a reason why those ears look like someone's been hanging onto them
*wonders if he can breath through them*No, I don't know what it is, but there's something about Gary Linekar makes me think kissing him would taste like bacon and eggs.
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No, I don't know what it is, but there's something about Gary Linekar makes me think kissing him would taste like bacon and eggs.
You could always impose a 'no kissing' rule. Or put a pillowcase over his head. Ex-footballer - he's bound to have a better bod than Schofield, whose only exercise has ever been chasing that gopher round a cupboard.Reference:
chasing that gopher round a cupboard
That sounds filthy!!!!
Schofe for sure.
Oh wait a new page has appeared.
Oh wait a new page has appeared.
There's going to be a fight on for the Schofe. We should link him through his twitter page.
Zig or Zag??
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There's going to be a fight on for the Schofe. We should link him through his twitter page.
I've just joined Twitter. Mainly so I can stalk Charlie Brooker 
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Sazza...do you want to secs Dave to death
He actually makes my skin crawl
zag (ive had to google this)
Zig he has the best personality. hahaha
oooooh I would definitely tag team that pair. 
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Mainly so I can stalk Charlie Brooker
Who is Charlie Brooker?