You need to turn the telly off mate.

Keep it on

Oh it's BB related...I was hoping someone might have caught their chap in the mangle or summat exciting

I know a fella who caught their member in their zip once. Poor bastard had to have stitches and everything. He SCREAMED like a constipated baby. I sniggered

That's on;y coz we haven't seen much of her for the last two or three days, don't worry when she's back on the screen for more than five minutes the feelings will return 

dont worry i have enough hate in my heart for her for us all

me too

She certainly seems more human, since Scabby left.