No irony there.
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*thinks about saying name a part of her that isn't fake but thinks better of it* 
But how can she be that happy, without the Looooord bubbling up inside her?
We don't like "fake" do we Dave?
well part of her is at last something sensible outta Daves mouth
Her boobs and her tan are, but she's still way more real than Mister Phoney Godd Bodd.
I've got so much fire in my belly.
Reference: spideyminkey
I've got so much fire in my belly.
Have you been lighting your farts, again?
and hair and nails...
oh dinner time.
oh dinner time.
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Have you been lighting your farts, again
I think it's the Madras I ate last night.
She'll be wearing a dirty old cassock soon, and being rolled around in a wheelchair pretending to be drunk on the love of the Lord disabled, and fake blessing people in the street!
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She'll be wearing a dirty old cassock soon, and being rolled around in a wheelchair pretending to be drunk on the love of the Lord disabled, and fake blessing people in the street!
Amen sista!!
Care to join me in the glory Lee? 
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Care to join me in the glory Lee?
Can I shake my tambourine ?
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Can I shake my tambourine ?
Ir is it a Timbrel?....
If you must, but after the last bus run we went on, can you put some clothes on this time? 
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She'll be wearing a dirty old cassock soon, and being rolled around in a wheelchair pretending to be drunk on the love of the Lord disabled, and fake blessing people in the street!
You're not wrong. Btw., I can play the recorder. Any good?
Sure thing Col. Can you play Mine eyes have seen the Glory?
Reference: Stonks
r is it a Timbrel?....
You pedants are revolting! 
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Can you play Mine eyes have seen the Glory?
I'll get on it right away. 
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Ir is it a Timbrel?....
Put your false teeth in pls woman,BTW keep your Maracas where they belong today.
I think hes spending too much time with JJ and Keeva these days!
I've got a ukelele(sp)
Gimme a break 
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Gimme a break
I have a redundant vuvuzela
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I have a redundant vuvuzela
What colour?
Wotcher Cologne and Kaytee
Come to think of it.... doesn't the Bible say beware of False Prophets
Come to think of it.... doesn't the Bible say beware of False Prophets
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Come to think of it.... doesn't the Bible say beware of False Prophets
It does, but how is one to know? Runs hither and tither. Reference: Manky Moo!
I have a redundant vuvuzela
There's pills you can get for that! 
