Bolt ons, look at the size of your nose...yea I might be a little upset

Stranger definitely.

I would have the sense to know that my friend is only joking around, and I would mock them back.

5 chins ,the amount of times he's mocked Ben....Hmmmm double standards imo.

If your friend mocked you in a group of people- particularly in front of people you had just met you wouldn't be that annoyed?

They've all just met,what's a few matter of weeks in terms of friendship?.....He's not backwards in coming forwards mocking HM's.

Depends on the context, if my friend 'mocked' me in the way Josie did to JJ e.g joking around and having a laugh, I would find it funny.

If anyone called me crab eyes I'd take them to court, even if I'd insulted everyone in sight for the last month and belittled women and made them so angry they lost their 'happy place'.

I'm all for justice, me.

What Rawky said.

I have an ongoing battle with my best mate about how decrepit, ancient and oooold she is (she's 3 weeks older than me) 

I'd dislike Josie....

If a *best friend* mocked me, I wouldn't think they were much of a best friend..... but then it would take more than a couple of weeks acquaintance before I would call someone a best friend....

aww Prom are you married?  <joking>

Yes but everything happens quicker in there than in RL, people do become closer than they would in the outside world.

If you're talking about Josie and knob 'ead. She and he had a convo that nobody else was privy to, until nasty little crab eyes opened his big minging mouth. It was STEVE the HERO that made him feel like a twat, but he took it out on his (supposed) best friend!    Obviously hasn't got the balls to confront anyone who might deck him.  Or even worse.......tell him he's a pr1ck!  Coo-ee  knob 'ead....you're a pr1ck!   

if my best mate didn't insult me I'd think I'd upset her  I've been wrong al these years, I though she loved me, it wasn't banter, she meant it  

Hoping to be soon

and I'm sure you'll be happy...congrats 

Oh dear another one bites the dust....I bit it decades ago and I'm still choking.

true, i remember half the house in tears when that tw-t Govan left in the second week

I got shot Lee, I'm sure he was JJ's dad 

If my best friend was sat next to me, and they were asked to mimic me, and one of things I regularly say, and which we have a laugh about, was, "Stop calling me Crab Eyes", and they mimicked me saying that, followed by various other catch phrases I had developed, I would probably do what JJ did and sit there laughing about it.

I wouldn't, however, wait for six hours and then start objecting to it and insisting that they should remember everything they have ever said.

if anyone called me crab eyes, i'd take issue with it, and  go to my armoury  buried in the back garden, arm myself with  a machete and stalk them for about 2 years, post my pubic hair thru their letterbox, steal their cat and cut their trees down,paint foul words on their garage doors and piss on their hydrangeas and shit in their goldfish pond... and....

I am convinced he has an account with the local quarry....Get's me asleep and forces dust in my mouth every night*Coughs and splutters*

Hahahahaha Blizz I just remembered my best friend calls me onion eyes.....If I get emotional my eyes always fill with tears,she's had a lot thrown at her in life so before she tells me things she warns me no onion eyes.

Typical JJ, hasn't the cop on to address it on the spot. Oh no waits for hours & then goes on, and on (you get the picture)

*wonders who sent me a parcel of public hair, stole my cat, cut my trees down,painted foul words on my garage doors, and pissed on my hydrangeas, and shit in my goldfish  pond ... and* .... was obviously somebody with crab eyes. Praises the lard for solving the mystery!

Thanks hon 

*is excited for episode 2*

*Gets onion eyes*  Poor Tidds.

  <------ face...bovvered?  I laugh in the face of anyone with crab eyes!  

Aww!

I've grown up with various nicknames, none complimentary! 

<--------- face covered with running mascara.