Are stirrups involved in this procedure?
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Are stirrups involved in this procedure
I think angels hold your legs up 
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I think angels hold your legs up
Imagine if a sudden gust of wind catches their wings, and waaaaheyyyyy I can do the side splits again.
I know, its a risky procedure..but i think they knock you out on the ol drink of jesus while they do it 
or you can always puff on the 'ghost and air' 
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or you can always puff on the 'ghost and air'
*grooooaan* 
its the way i tell em the way i tell em
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I think angels hold your legs up
I read that completely wrong.I had visions of Angel of the North with Cinds legs held akimbo.
Ive come in here to late! Is there a time limit on it?
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i don't want mine back either really...just wouldn't mind a few bibles up there...just to take up the slack
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Ive come in here to late! Is there a time limit on it?
dont lie, youve already broken the one i saw you get yesterday havent you 
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dont lie, youve already broken the one i saw you get yesterday havent you
You saw !!!! Filth
But that means i told a porky pie 
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Are stirrups involved in this procedure?
Aha! Going for the time honoured 'my hymen broke while I was horse riding' defence are we?
Does this mean Dave has to go round inspecting everyone's ladygardens, to make sure it's worked? 
think I'll pass the first time isn't a place I would like to revisit
Tragically, it involves Dave doing a spot of "laying on of hands"
(watches the queue instantly disappear)
(watches the queue instantly disappear)
LGS 
But they're only 30 dollars!
Demantoid - I think you've just seen the reasoning behind his statement *shudders*
But they're only 30 dollars!
Demantoid - I think you've just seen the reasoning behind his statement *shudders*
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Tragically, it involves Dave doing a spot of "laying on of hands" (watches the queue instantly disappear)
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The is not enough Godka in the universe!
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LGS But they're only 30 dollars!
Hello there Veggie hows u mate? thought I'd pop in to see what the forum saying
how you enjoying this last one then?Reference:
Tragically, it involves Dave doing a spot of "laying on of hands"
Could be worse 
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Could be worse
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Good God NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thanks for that Deman
Urgh, I shudder to think..
Does he have to put his healing hands on it?
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hows u mate? thought I'd pop in to see what the forum saying how you enjoying this last one then?
Not bad thanks, how about you? I'm not watching it but enjoying the second hand outrage over the hms just the same
well thats just as entertaining, if not more lol I'm all good ta, not been on here much thought I'd pop in and see what was what, not much changed
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Do you think Dave would take his glasses off?
Im staying as i am, thank you very much.